John Boehner, you’re fired!

New York, NY – In preparation for his upcoming presidency, Donald Trump is already making some big changes.

On Friday, the Trumpster told House Speaker John Boehner, “You’re Fired!”.

Now, whenever anyone has a weepy, tearful moment, it is being called “a Boehner moment”.

At this juncture, The Donald is leaning toward having Motivational Speaker Matt Foley replace John Boehner as Speaker of the House.

Here is a list of some other possible key changes President-Elect Donald Trump wants to make for his administration:

• Gary Busey: White House Chief-of-Staff
• La Toya Jackson: Plastic Surgeon General
• Dennis Rodman: Ambassador to North Korea
• Megyn Kelly: Ambassador to Siberia
• Rosie O’Donnell: Secretary of Sanitation & Waste Disposal
• Bill Cosby: Drug Company Czar
• Ray Rice: Head of Hotel Security
• Michael Vick: Director of the Humane Society
• Al Sharpton: N-Word Police Force Captain
• Tom Brady: Deflation Czar
• Bernie Madoff: Treasury Secretary
• Ted Nugent: President of the N.R.A.
• Willie’s Nelson: Medical Marijuana Czar
• Subway’s Jared Fogle: Director of Youth Programs
• Larry Bird: Avian Flu Coach
• King Kong: Outside Building Inspector
• Jerry Lundegaard: CA$H-For-Clunkers Director
• Major Tom: Director of N.A.S.A.
• Walter White: Methodist Church Bishop
• Caitlyn Jenner: Transportation Secretary
• Jack Daniels: Head of the A.T.F.
• The UND Fighting Sioux: Oversee the N.C.A.A.
• Dracula: Director of the Blood Bank & The Red Cross
• Billy Graham: Secretary of S’mores
• KFGO’s Joel Heitkamp: Head Grammarian
• Chewbacca: Director of ESL (English as a 2nd Language)
• Billy Bob Thornton: In charge of just General Weird Shit
• Village People: To oversee the Y.M.C.A.
• Men at Work: In charge of Job Creation
• Pink Floyd: In charge of The Wall
• Jacksonville Jaguars Mascot: Ebola Czar