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Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan

In South Dakota, there are lots of great places and great spaces…to make meth.

Methadone, SD The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It!

This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of extremely long brainstorming binges followed by much tweaking and re-tweaking until South Dakota finally got it right.

If you’re curious, here are some of the other great slogans that South Dakota came up with, which unfortunately did not make the final cut:

All roads in South Dakota lead to meth.
Prometheus loves South Dakota!
South Dakota doesn’t meth around.
L E T   M E   T H I N K
Our favorite stone is Amethyst.
Don’t say yeth to meth.
Methamatics is all about numbers.
South Dakota is tweaking its methodology.
Come visit South Meth-kota!
There’s a method to our madness.
Avoid death. Avoid meth. Avoid South Dakota.
South Dakota’s in a hell of a meth.
Today methinks. Yesterday methought.
Methodists worship South Dakota.
There’s something about South Dakota.
Join us for lunch in our meth hall.
Our new name is Meth Dakota.
Why does meth rhyme with death?
We teach meth in our skools.
Don’t meth up your life like we did.
We’re cracking our meth problem.
Help us save Planet Meth.
Mind over meth matters.
We won’t sleep till we solve our meth problem.
Meth can make your mind go South.
Say yeth to not doing any more meth.
Do you mind if we meth around?
South Dakota: Great meth. Grave death.

Top Ten Confucius Quotes (aka Master Kong)

Go along with Master Kong.

Chinatown, CA – This week we tip our hats to Confucius, the inventor of Ping Pong, and also the sayer of many famously famous smart sayings.

After much heated debate, here is your FM Observer’s Top Ten Famous Quotations by Master Kong, who’s more commonly known as Confucius:

#10. ​No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.

#9. ​We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.

#8. ​​Worry not that no one knows you; seek to be worth knowing.

#7. ​When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.

​​#6. ​To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

#5. ​Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.​

#4. ​If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.

​​#3. ​When anger rises, think of the consequences.

#2. ​Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

#1. ​Anyone can find the switch after the lights are on.