Grand Forks, ND – A priest touching made national headlines due to one glaring difference: victim was a female.  Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, 57 was arrested for sexually assaulting two girls in 2004 and 2005 while being a pedophile priest at Blessed Sacrament church in Greenbush, Minn.  One of the accused victims was Megan Peterson.  She was 14 at the time of the assault.

It is nothing new that priests are generally known for their affinity for tiny penis.  In fact, if your boy is at church right now, there is a good chance that the priest is probably touching his penis.  It’s so common, priests across the nation lobbied to pass a law called “Priests For Penis.”  This called for making it legal only for priests to touch any little boy’s penis they wanted.  After Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul’s arrest, they discussed changing this proposed law to include females but only as a RARE exception.

Megan Peterson expects to work with the county attorney’s office in Roseau in returning Jeyapaul to Minnesota to face the criminal charges.