New shoes scientifically designed to save the planet

Greenspring, PA – The Federal Government, secretly working in conjunction with Algore, has designed a new Green Shoe to help lessen each person’s carbon footprints.

Here are some important facts you need to know about Algore’s New Green Shoes:

• Scientifically designed by Algore to reduce carbon footprints
• Guaranteed to save Planet Earth from Global Warming
• Wearing these shoes will show you care about important issues
• Styled for both men, women, and transexuals
• One size fits all
• All shoes are either made in America or China
• No persons with Ebola have touched these shoes
• Price per pair is $200 for Democratics and Independents
• Price per pair is $350 for rich Republicans
• Mandatory purchase date is January 1, 2017
• Sign up for your pair at Healthcare.Gov to avoid stiff penalties