Grand Froks, ND – A new insurance company named Typo Insurance Company is now offering insurance for typos that may have seriously expensive consequences.
Company president Ms. Courtney Spina says: “We saw a need in society and are simply trying to phill that knead.”
President Spina points out some good examples of bad typos for which they have paid out insurance claims:
1. Numerous SHCOOL crossings 🙁
2. A big welcome sign that said: Welcome to GRAND FROKS!
3. Large orders of shirts for the FORGO FARCE hockey team.
4. A massive printing of books that began with a PEEFACE (instead of a preface).
If you suffer from typophobia, give Typo Insurance Company a call and ask for a quote, such as: “You drink to much!”
Ironically, all the letters in Courtney Spina can be re-arranged to spell: Typo Insurance!