Duck, NC – Are you looking for a smart solution to your partner’s snoring problem?
Have all your other feeble attempts to get a good night sleep failed?
Our very own Dr. Willy Nilly suggests using something that you probably already have in your home: Duct Tape!
Studies have shown that duct tape works 100% of the time for stopping snoring sleepers.
Directions: Simply cut a one foot section of heavy-duty duct tape and then carefully apply across the mouth area of your sleeping spousemate. During the holiday season, consider using decorative duct tape for a more festive mood.
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