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Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church
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Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church

August 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...
Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo
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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

August 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...
Air Force Space Command Protesting Space Force
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Air Force Space Command Protesting Space Force

August 11th, 2018 | by Nick
Not fast enough. Too small. Go back to watching your Star Wars movies, kid. You’ll never make it. That’s what they used to say to United States Air Force Space Command Lieutenant Gragg Bombgarden all those years...
Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile
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Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

August 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...
Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks
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Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks

August 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...
“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers
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“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers

July 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cathead, Pennsylvania – A new computer virus called the Gray Stray Cat is on the prowl. It silently lurks in waiting until unsuspecting computer users let down their guards. How will you know if you have the Gray Stray Cat...
Area Man Finds Bitcoin In McDonald’s Happy Meal
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Area Man Finds Bitcoin In McDonald’s Happy Meal

July 27th, 2018 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN – Moorhead man Greithan Cutstash considers himself a lucky duck. Now he’s quacking about it. Lucky enough was Greithan to find what appears to be a genuine bitcoin nestled inside a McDonald’s happy...
Some Minnesota Lakes Showing Early Signs Of Fermentation
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Some Minnesota Lakes Showing Early Signs Of Fermentation

July 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vergas, MN – Trained experts from Minnesota’s department of natural resources are saying that some lakes are now starting to show early signs of fermentation. Dr. Martie Fenton, who has studied fermentation since he...
Former President Jimmy Carter Says Jesus Would Drink Heineken And Vote To Legalize Recreational Marijuana
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Former President Jimmy Carter Says Jesus Would Drink Heineken And Vote To Legalize Recreational Marijuana

July 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter declared this week that Jesus Christ would drink Heineken and approve of recreational marijuana. The 39th president, who describes himself as a two-time born-again Christian,...
Dog Saves Drowning Man From River And Then Eats The Man
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Dog Saves Drowning Man From River And Then Eats The Man

July 20th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Neche, ND – The good news is: a man who was suddenly drowning in the Tongue River was saved by a large and alert dog. Unfortunately, the bad news is: once the man was pulled to safety on the banks of the river, the large...