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FMO To Host Incredible Meet & Greet Session With Carson Wentz At Our New Corporate Headquarters
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FMO To Host Incredible Meet & Greet Session With Carson Wentz At Our New Corporate Headquarters

September 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With the ever-popular Carson Wentz in the area during his NFL bye week after crushing the Pittsburgh Steelers 34-3, the FMObserver will be hosting a special Meet & Greet session with the future Hall of...
If You See This Chipmunk, Contact Your Local Authorities Immediately
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If You See This Chipmunk, Contact Your Local Authorities Immediately

September 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lakes, MN – The authorities are asking for your help in finding this chipmunk who goes by the name of “Mr. Chippy”. Mr. Chippy is considered by local authorities to be a “chipmunk of interest” in a...
Fargo Hires Fourth Grader To Prevent System Hacking
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Fargo Hires Fourth Grader To Prevent System Hacking

September 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The City of Fargo has decided to hire a fourth grader named Ethan Hackett to prevent hackers from infiltrating the city’s new computer systems. Ethan’s mother tells the story that when young Ethan...
Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life
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Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life

September 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Minneapolis, MN – After only seven quarters of football, Adrian Peterson’s 2016 season appears to be in serious jeopardy. While Colin Kaepernick has been taking a knee during the National Anthem, Adrian Peterson is...
Stephen King To Read Scary Books To Children At Fargo Liberry
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Stephen King To Read Scary Books To Children At Fargo Liberry

September 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As a public service announcement, consider yourself now informed that author Stephen King will be reading scary books to children every day all next month at the Fargo Public Liberry. Times for the sessions will...
Police Turkeys Helping Moorhead Police Solve Crimes
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Police Turkeys Helping Moorhead Police Solve Crimes

September 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – If you see small groups of turkeys along the Red River in Moorhead, chances are the police will not be far behind. Moorhead Police are now using domesticated, trained wild turkeys to solve many heretofore...
George Soros Admits To Being Emperor Palpatine
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George Soros Admits To Being Emperor Palpatine

September 15th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Naboo, Chommell Sector – After receiving a tip from one of our readers, we did some old-fashioned investigative reporting and discovered that George Soros is Emperor Palpatine. Both of these identities are also the same...
Send A Basket Of Deplorables From Hillary’s Flower Shoppe
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Send A Basket Of Deplorables From Hillary’s Flower Shoppe

September 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally opening in the former bustling city of Moorhead, Minisoda. Hillary’s Flower Shoppe will soon be inaugurating its service to the public. It will specialize in baskets of...
FMO Helps Gary Johnson Answer The Question: What Is A Leppo?
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FMO Helps Gary Johnson Answer The Question: What Is A Leppo?

September 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Aleppo, Syria – In an effort to help presidential candidate Gary Johnson confidently answer the question: “What is a Leppo?“, the FM Observer has done some quick yet thorough research into this impotent...
Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average
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Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average

September 8th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our annual survey results are starting to be compiled and are showing that most of the people in the Fargo-Moorhead area consider themselves to be above average. West Fargo tops the list where 84.7% of...