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Fargo Lobster Bisque Company Goes Belly Up Due To Lack Of Local Lobsters
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Fargo Lobster Bisque Company Goes Belly Up Due To Lack Of Local Lobsters

October 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Even before it officially opened its doors for business, the Fargo Lobster Bisque Company is officially closing its doors. Selbo Berquist is the owner of the already defunct Fargo Lobster Bisque Company who now...
Boys Joining Girl Scouts Just For The Cookies
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Boys Joining Girl Scouts Just For The Cookies

October 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – With girls now joining Boy Scouts for the challenge, boys are now joining Girl Scouts for the cookies. Pat Hades, a transexual by birth, and who now is executive director of American Scout Society, believes...
Many Apple Pickers Who Choose To Make Apple Wine End Up Getting Quite Drunk
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Many Apple Pickers Who Choose To Make Apple Wine End Up Getting Quite Drunk

October 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo
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Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo

October 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...
FMO Hiring Senior Retro-Tech Position To Service All Our Older Equipment
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FMO Hiring Senior Retro-Tech Position To Service All Our Older Equipment

October 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, in Southeastern North Dakota – The FM Observer is proud to announce that we are interested in hiring a Senior Retro-Tech to our staff of Information Technologists. Candidates must be willing to work in a...
Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels
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Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels

October 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
Big Bird Dead At The Age Of Seventy
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Big Bird Dead At The Age Of Seventy

October 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sesame Street, NY – The world is mourning the passing of one of its favorite large birds. Big Bird from Sesame Street died in his nest whilst surrounded by his family and close friends at the age of 70, which is like 150 in...
Unsportsmanlike Conduct Now A Federal Crime
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Unsportsmanlike Conduct Now A Federal Crime

September 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Anthem, AZ – A new federal executive order that just took effect when it was signed by President Trump now considers any form of not respecting the American Flag and the National Anthem prior to any sort of competition to...
Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow
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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow

September 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Henry Doofus was booked on charges of felonious attempted robbery after he tried to rob a convenience store while only carrying a pillow as a weapon. The store clerk, Richard Stonewall, at first thought it was a...
Todd Rundgren Opens Moorhead Concert With A Prayer For President Trump
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Todd Rundgren Opens Moorhead Concert With A Prayer For President Trump

September 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Many who attended the Yes/Todd Rundgren concert were pleasantly delighted when Mr. Rundgren opened the concert with a nice long Hawaiian prayer for President Donald Trump. Unfortunately, they were not...