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Fargo Skool Board Reveals Its List Of Lofty Goals For The Upcoming Year
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Fargo Skool Board Reveals Its List Of Lofty Goals For The Upcoming Year

August 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It is that exciting time of year again when the Fargo Skool Board announces its list of goals for the upcoming skool year. Not only is it important to set easily understandable and attainable goals but it has been...
Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change
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Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

August 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...
FMObserver Lights Candle For World Peace
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FMObserver Lights Candle For World Peace

August 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In observation of World Peace Month, your FMObserver has decided to light our Peace Candle for world peace. In honor of those who have gone before us to fight for peace, we humbly bow to their efforts to...
Milkshakes A Great Way To Add Poundage
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Milkshakes A Great Way To Add Poundage

August 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you underweight and trying to put on a few extra pounds to increase your gravitas? Are you tired of being bullied by some thin man up in the bully pulpit? Milkshakes have been found to be an excellent way...
Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!
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Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!

August 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait
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Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait

August 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Baiting Hollow, NY – As predicted, a man has actually caught a real live rainbow trout on the internet using only clickbait for a lure. Mr. Clarity “Clare” Bostick of 4104 Melm Street in Baiting Hollow, New York now holds...
Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes
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Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes

August 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Rio, Braziliana – Unexpected opportunities for unlikely Olympic participants are being caused by Olympic qualifiers deciding to not go to the Rio Games due to Zikaphobia. After years of training, sacrificing, and qualifying for...
West Acres Mall Stolen By Man Dressed As Security Guard
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West Acres Mall Stolen By Man Dressed As Security Guard

July 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The West Acres Mall was allegedly “stolen” during the night but investigators on the scene are still only using the phrase “temporarily missing”. Unfortunately, police do not have the...
Young Fargo Inventor Hits It Big On Shark Tank
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Young Fargo Inventor Hits It Big On Shark Tank

July 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – On an upcoming Shark Tank show, a youthful Fargo inventor wows all five sharks and walks away with a mega deal. The FM Observer received a brief notification about this breaking story with limited details. What...
Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability
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Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability

July 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an effort to increase the efficiency of the Mighty Red River of the North, the Army Corps of Engineers is going to straighten out the river’s seemingly random and needlessly meandering route. “By making an...