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The Pot Now Legal In Four ND Counties
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The Pot Now Legal In Four ND Counties

November 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
With all the votes now in from the 2018 midterm elections, Measure 3 was successfully passed by a majority of voters in four North Dakota counties. So now, it will be legal for North Dakotans over the age of 20 who live in...
Heroic Pilot Somehow Safely Lands Problematic Plane At The Moorhead International Airport
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Heroic Pilot Somehow Safely Lands Problematic Plane At The Moorhead International Airport

November 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The day started out just like a normal one for pilot Damario Prothero. His planned itinerary: Fly straight from Dallas to Toronto and back again, hopefully home in time for supper with his lovely wife,...
Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success
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Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success

November 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As a favor for a friend, Dr. Sanft Plancarte of Fargo’s New Face Center is now literally the toast of the town after being the first to successfully design and implement a new human face. Dr. Plancarte,...
The Cemetery Is Good Place For Trick Or Treaters
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The Cemetery Is Good Place For Trick Or Treaters

October 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Dr. Headstone of the Halloween Educational Literary Library Organization (HELLO) is reminding children who want to have a full trick or treating experience to not forget to take a slow walk through the local...
Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations
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Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations

October 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Without letting anyone know, Moorhead city leaders decided to change many of their polling locations. Many Moorheadians are now wondering why their silly little town would change many of its polling locations...
Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up
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Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

October 28th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...
Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day
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Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day

October 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A woman showing up for work at Precision Geometrix Corporation in Fargo was fired on the spot for having an extremely bad hair day. It is not known whether Ms. Baria Ridderhoff intentionally had her hair looking...
President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals
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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

October 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...
Dr. Finance: Should I Buy Some Lottery Tickets For The Mega Jackpot?
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Dr. Finance: Should I Buy Some Lottery Tickets For The Mega Jackpot?

October 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – Dear Dr. Finance: You’ve previously stated that gambling is a tax on the stupid. But would you say it’s OK to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot gets up over a billion dollars? Thanks,...
Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct
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Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

October 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...