Editorial

Ask FMO: How To Keep Your Dog From Pissing On Your Christmas Tree
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Ask FMO: How To Keep Your Dog From Pissing On Your Christmas Tree

December 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Christmas Valley, OR – A reader asks: Dear FMO, We love our dog Bruno. We also love having a real Christmas tree inside our home. But we don’t love it when Bruno pees on our tree (and presents). Is there a way to...
The FM Observer Asks: What Time Is It?
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The FM Observer Asks: What Time Is It?

December 3rd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Are you a literate human? Were you taught basic fundamental math as a child? Can you tell time? Then the FM Observer wants to talk to you! What numbers are the big and little hands on your wristwatch currently on? Are...
The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?
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The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?

November 16th, 2014 | by Nick
In light of the recent celebrity iCloud photo leak disgustingly titled The Fappening, the Observer would like to know exactly what you’re doing to keep your newly acquired treasure trove of Jennifer Lawrence/Kate Upton/Kim...
“Yay, Another New Phonebook, Just What I Needed!” Said Nobody
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“Yay, Another New Phonebook, Just What I Needed!” Said Nobody

November 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Everywhere, USA – Over the last decade, nearly every facet of our society has embraced the concept of going paperless. We’re encouraged – sometimes downright shamed – to reduce our paper waste by doing...
Vote YES On Ballot Measure 11: Make FMO The Official Website Of North Dakota
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Vote YES On Ballot Measure 11: Make FMO The Official Website Of North Dakota

November 3rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – If you care about the future of North Dakota, like we do, then make sure to vote YES on Measure #11! This important ballot measure would make the FM Observer the official website of the state of North Dakota...
Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos
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Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos

September 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Have you been wanting to meditate in your back yard but just could not because a thousand mosquitos wanted to suck your blood? The FM Observer feels your pain and offers a simple answer to your problem: The...
Dr. Willy Nilly Discusses Living With Phlebitis
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Dr. Willy Nilly Discusses Living With Phlebitis

July 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Dr. Willy Nilly MD is an expert in disease-carrying ticks as we have recently seen. The FMO’s doctor friend would now also like to share some tips and tricks for folks who suffer from phlebitis. FMO: Dr....
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

June 25th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
There she was.  Right there in the corner.  I knew I knew her from somewhere.  Was she supposed to be there on purpose?  Did god intend for us to meet at this exact moment?  Was this all planned? My mind was racing. I...
Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion Part II
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Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion Part II

June 24th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  If you haven’t read Part I, then you should because it is very educational.  Below are more questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there mermaids? Will peppers be readily...