Editorial

Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos
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Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos

September 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Have you been wanting to meditate in your back yard but just could not because a thousand mosquitos wanted to suck your blood? The FM Observer feels your pain and offers a simple answer to your problem: The...
Dr. Willy Nilly Discusses Living With Phlebitis
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Dr. Willy Nilly Discusses Living With Phlebitis

July 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Dr. Willy Nilly MD is an expert in disease-carrying ticks as we have recently seen. The FMO’s doctor friend would now also like to share some tips and tricks for folks who suffer from phlebitis. FMO: Dr....
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

June 25th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
There she was.  Right there in the corner.  I knew I knew her from somewhere.  Was she supposed to be there on purpose?  Did god intend for us to meet at this exact moment?  Was this all planned? My mind was racing. I...
Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion Part II
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Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion Part II

June 24th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  If you haven’t read Part I, then you should because it is very educational.  Below are more questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there mermaids? Will peppers be readily...
Dr. Finance On Making Big Money With Garage Sales
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Dr. Finance On Making Big Money With Garage Sales

June 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As promised, Dr. Finance is back once again to help answer any financial questions that you may have. Since almost everything is somehow related to money, Dr. Finance can help with most any question that is...
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

June 12th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  It was a rainy dark night. I opened the bright bar doors.  Both had a green and red neon sign on it. I walked in and sat at the bar.  The table was sticky and smelled of stale beer.  Luckily the bar stool had a...
Friends of the site: Please read this very real, very serious announcement.
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Friends of the site: Please read this very real, very serious announcement.

June 5th, 2014 | by Nick
Early in 2012, a close friend of mine, a brilliant man, a fan of comedy and laughter by the name of Cody Marthaller, came to me with an idea. He said “Nothing bonkers ever happens in Fargo. How bout we make our own...
Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington
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Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington

April 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, D.C. – A new cosmetic surgery trend is sweeping the nation’s capital. Tear duct implants, also known as “Sad Sacs”, are becoming increasingly popular among politicians whose inability to...
FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers
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FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers

April 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...