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West Acres Mall Stolen By Man Dressed As Security Guard
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West Acres Mall Stolen By Man Dressed As Security Guard

July 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The West Acres Mall was allegedly “stolen” during the night but investigators on the scene are still only using the phrase “temporarily missing”. Unfortunately, police do not have the...
Young Fargo Inventor Hits It Big On Shark Tank
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Young Fargo Inventor Hits It Big On Shark Tank

July 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – On an upcoming Shark Tank show, a youthful Fargo inventor wows all five sharks and walks away with a mega deal. The FM Observer received a brief notification about this breaking story with limited details. What...
Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability
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Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability

July 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an effort to increase the efficiency of the Mighty Red River of the North, the Army Corps of Engineers is going to straighten out the river’s seemingly random and needlessly meandering route. “By making an...
Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!
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Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!

July 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’
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New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’

July 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...
Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media
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Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media

July 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Middle Branch, Ohio – In an on-going effort to stay culturally current, the old frown face is now being replaced by the middle finger on The Facebook. Emoticon experts all agree that this is a very good move in the right...
FMO’s 1st Annual Snackathon Eating Contest
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FMO’s 1st Annual Snackathon Eating Contest

July 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer is proud to be teaming up with the Hostess Snack Corporation to bring you our First Annual Snackathon Eating Contest! Everyone is invited to join in with our First Annual Snackathon Eating...
Pokémon Parents Pleading Please Stop The Insanity
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Pokémon Parents Pleading Please Stop The Insanity

July 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After a five year old child was hit by a Mack truck while walking across the interstate highway at midnight, the child’s parents are asking for the insanity to stop. After a distracted tot climbed...
‘Black Lights Matter’ Has One Small Problem
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‘Black Lights Matter’ Has One Small Problem

July 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A number of people in the North Fargo area had recently replaced their normally white porch lights with blacklights to show support for the Black Lights Matter movement. Not only did this look real cool but it...
Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead
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Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead

July 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally coming to the quirky town of Moorhead. Fotos by Fritz the Cat will be opening its doors this week at the sight of the old Ralph’s bar on Main Avenue, just across the river in...