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New Insane Asylum For Pets Gives Families Hope
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New Insane Asylum For Pets Gives Families Hope

May 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sabin, Minnesota – A new animal-friendly care institution recently opened South of Moorhead. The Sabin Observatory For Insane Animals (SOFIA) was designed to meet the special needs of pets that have gone completely crazy....
Leonard Nimoy To Be Rejuvenated With Project Genesis
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Leonard Nimoy To Be Rejuvenated With Project Genesis

May 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Leonard, Michigan – Even though the man who played Mr. Spock on Star Trek died on February 27, 2015, many believe that Leonard Nimoy’s spiritual essence, or katra, has been preserved. Videotape of Leonard...
Fargo Man Accused Of Illegally Cloning Dachshunds For Profit
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Fargo Man Accused Of Illegally Cloning Dachshunds For Profit

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Clemont Dill of rural Fargo is being charged with the illegal cloning of a Dachshund. He supposedly has cloned his favorite dog, Pickles, over 250 times. Mr. Dill claims that Pickles has won many...
Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”
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Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, Minisoda – Donald Trump announced tomorrow that he will soon begin construction of a 57-story skyscraper in downtown Moorhead. Why Moorhead? The Donald’s answer: “Moorhead is a really, really great...
Dr. Finance: What To Do With Too Much Money
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Dr. Finance: What To Do With Too Much Money

May 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Money Creek, Illinois – Dr. Finance is back with another excellent reader-submitted question: Dear Dr. Finance: My husband and I feel like we have way too much money. What should we do to make us feel better about...
BitchFest 3000 Coming To Fargo
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BitchFest 3000 Coming To Fargo

May 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new way of keeping the long-term peace is coming to Fargo. BitchFest 3000 is way of helping people express their anger without destruction of property. BitchFest 3000 has been proven (in lab rat testing) to...
Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look
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Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look

May 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname being run out of town by the NCAA, the Grand Forks Herald recently made available the list of all the submitted alternative nicknames for UND. Some of the ideas that were...
Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere
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Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere

May 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After the exciting announcement that the UBER RideShare Program was coming to Fargo, the FM Observer is excited to make another big announcement: People from the Fargo area will be able to catch a ride to...
New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse
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New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse

May 12th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
Shania Twain Moving To Fargo
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Shania Twain Moving To Fargo

May 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – Shania Twain, the famous daughter of the late Mark Twain, has just announced that she will be moving to Fargo, effective September 21, 2015. The singing superstar said that after performing in Fargo...