Editorial

Advice: What To Do If Your Dog Thinks He’s Darth Sidius
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Advice: What To Do If Your Dog Thinks He’s Darth Sidius

January 23rd, 2015 | by Nick
Perhaps you’ve noticed your dog doing strange things lately? I know I have. Recently, my dog has been wearing a blanket like a cloak, glaring at me with sinister, glowing eyes and growling eerie renditions of Star Wars...
Another FMO Adult Education Class: Computer Maintenance
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Another FMO Adult Education Class: Computer Maintenance

January 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to bring you another free on-line adult education class. We here at the FM Observer believe learning should never stop. As Fred Robertson always says: “Instruction ends in the...
New PolyPax Chance To Turn Your Life Around
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New PolyPax Chance To Turn Your Life Around

January 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Venturia, ND – Polypax Corporation is now accepting applications for extremely motivated entrepreneurs to expand the PolyPax domination of the PolyPax marketplace world-wide. If you have moderate to zero experience using...
Should Fargo Turn Its Telephone Booths Into Hyperbaric Chambers?
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Should Fargo Turn Its Telephone Booths Into Hyperbaric Chambers?

January 15th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—As our nation continues the technological migration toward hand-held cellular communication, cities around the country are getting creative with ways to repurpose their now-useless phone booths. The FM Observer is...
Art Show To Help Dog Owners Buy More Dog Food For More Dogs
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Art Show To Help Dog Owners Buy More Dog Food For More Dogs

January 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting an art sale to help assist pet owners who cannot afford to buy food for their ever-hungry pets. FMO Staff artist Amsterdam Douglass has donated his famous “Dog...
Top Ten Norwegian Proverbs
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Top Ten Norwegian Proverbs

January 8th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Hammerfest, Norway – The entire FM Observer staff is here in Hammerfest, Norway for their annual Hammerfest. We also needed to buy a hammer for our workshop and decided this would be the perfect place to do some hammer...
Looking Back On Some Of The Top Stories In 2014
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Looking Back On Some Of The Top Stories In 2014

December 31st, 2014 | by Johnnny
It’s the perfect time once again for a quick and final review of some of the biggest stories on the FM Observer in the last year. From my perspective, here is the Top Ten List for 2014: 10. Blind Bowler Bowls Back-To-Back...
Ask FMO: How To Keep Your Dog From Pissing On Your Christmas Tree
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Ask FMO: How To Keep Your Dog From Pissing On Your Christmas Tree

December 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Christmas Valley, OR – A reader asks: Dear FMO, We love our dog Bruno. We also love having a real Christmas tree inside our home. But we don’t love it when Bruno pees on our tree (and presents). Is there a way to...
The FM Observer Asks: What Time Is It?
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The FM Observer Asks: What Time Is It?

December 3rd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Are you a literate human? Were you taught basic fundamental math as a child? Can you tell time? Then the FM Observer wants to talk to you! What numbers are the big and little hands on your wristwatch currently on? Are...
The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?
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The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?

November 16th, 2014 | by Nick
In light of the recent celebrity iCloud photo leak disgustingly titled The Fappening, the Observer would like to know exactly what you’re doing to keep your newly acquired treasure trove of Jennifer Lawrence/Kate Upton/Kim...