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Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience
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Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience

April 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Helena, Montana – On this day in history, a veterinarian named James W. Hubbard (just call me “Jim”) would meet the love of his life, one young Philena “Jane” Potter. Jim and Jane would then, soon...
Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools
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Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools

April 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Drytown, CA – As California continues to suffer from its worst drought since their last bad drought, the California Water Authority is searching for ways to deal with the problem. It’s so dry in California that the...
Vegas Casinos Ridding Roulette Of Number 23
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Vegas Casinos Ridding Roulette Of Number 23

April 4th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Las Vegas, NV – Most of the casinos in Las Vegas will soon be removing the number 23 from their Roulette wheels. Enough people have finally figured out that 23 is the luckiest Roulette number, which is now starting to cause...
Burning Ban Does Not Include Throwing Lit Cigarettes Out Car Windows
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Burning Ban Does Not Include Throwing Lit Cigarettes Out Car Windows

April 2nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Moderate drought conditions in North Dakota are sparking burning bans to be implemented on both the state and county levels. The extremely dry conditions due to Global Drying have precipitated government leaders...
Miraculous ElderHaus Magically Cures Whatever Ails You
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Miraculous ElderHaus Magically Cures Whatever Ails You

April 1st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – It’s the oldest building in the motley city of Moorhead. Known as just ElderHaus, everyone who’s ever stayed there claims it has magical powers to rid one’s body and mind of all sorts of...
Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail
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Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail

March 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the upwardly mobile trend of crime in Fargo due to Global Fracking, a new program is being started to dissuade area youth from landing themselves in jail and prison. The program is called Incarcerational...
The New West Fargo Recycling Bins Are The Size Of A Hot Tub
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The New West Fargo Recycling Bins Are The Size Of A Hot Tub

March 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The new West Fargo recycling bins were delivered this last week. Obviously recycling is a good thing that everyone should be doing. But the size of these new recycling bins has many residents dumbfounded....
FM Observer Donates Million Dollar Painting To Help Save Fargo’s Horse Park
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FM Observer Donates Million Dollar Painting To Help Save Fargo’s Horse Park

March 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In a singular Herculean effort to raise money for the financially struggling North Dakota Horse Park which has been hounded by special assessment fees and unpaid property taxes, the FM Observer has decided...
Dolphin Correctly Picks Every Game In Second Round Of March Madness
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Dolphin Correctly Picks Every Game In Second Round Of March Madness

March 21st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Dolphin, Virginia – A smiling dolphin named Debbie successfully beat the odds and picked every game correctly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament’s Second Round. The exact number of different combinations for 32...
Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly
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Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly

March 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sinkhole, MN – After a large sinkhole unexpectedly created a new lake in Northern Minisoda, realtors are wasting no time selling front row seats to the new gem. The sinkhole, which is approximately 166 feet deep, naturally...