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President Trump To Vacation In Fargo
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President Trump To Vacation In Fargo

August 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive
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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

August 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...
National Coffee Shortage Causing Companies To Hoard The ‘Fuel Of Business’
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National Coffee Shortage Causing Companies To Hoard The ‘Fuel Of Business’

August 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Coffee City, TX – Large and small businesses all across America have begun to hoard coffee in anticipation of a nation-wide shortage due to Global Warming due to Algore’s changing climate. With coffee in short supply,...
West Fargo Library Being Closed For Displaying Books
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West Fargo Library Being Closed For Displaying Books

August 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The West Fargo Library was recently notified that the facility will sadly be shut down at the end of the month for having displayed books within the library. The Federal Library Administration Board (FLAB)...
West Fargo Runners Admit To Drinking Mt. Dew Before Running 3-Minute Mile
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West Fargo Runners Admit To Drinking Mt. Dew Before Running 3-Minute Mile

August 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After two West Fargo athletes broke the three-minute mile barrier, they both admitted to cheating by drinking a couple Mountain Dews prior to their record-breaking race. Zippy Blistad and Flasher Perkins...
Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency
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Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency

August 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Meltonville, Iowa – Due to increasingly increasing high and low temperatures throughout the Upper Midwest region, unmelted ice is beginning to become the new currency in this post-Global Warming economy. Based on his own...
Man Mails Himself To Vacation Destination In A Cardboard Box
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Man Mails Himself To Vacation Destination In A Cardboard Box

August 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Box Elder, SD – Rather than pay exorbitant airfare prices for seats that are getting smaller by the day, one South Dakota man had a creative and relatively inexpensive way of getting himself to Puerto Vallarta. Declan...
Fargo Realtor Being Sued For Calling Bedroom #1 The ‘Master Bedroom’
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Fargo Realtor Being Sued For Calling Bedroom #1 The ‘Master Bedroom’

July 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A top realtor in Fargo is being sued for a million dollars for insensitively referring to what should now be called Bedroom #1 as the “Master Bedroom”. Lavinia Gamba, founder of Gamba Realty, is...
Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map
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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map

July 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter
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Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter

July 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Dr. Hector Svinkhaus who is internationally known for his work in radioactivity, particularly AM/FM, is now a possible candidate to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his breakthrough study of black holes....