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Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average
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Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average

September 8th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our annual survey results are starting to be compiled and are showing that most of the people in the Fargo-Moorhead area consider themselves to be above average. West Fargo tops the list where 84.7% of...
West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone
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West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone

June 9th, 2016 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – Waste Stabilization Pond Foreman Chlaff Peenisackle has seen it all come through. Severed limbs, sea monkey colonies, the physical manifestation of shame from the night before. These are only a few of what...
Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary
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Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary

April 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters. This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With...
West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation
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West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation

March 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The fastest growing city in North Dakota, known as the “City on the Grow”, has also just declared its own “War on Dogs.” The most recent Dog Census revealed to city leaders that the...
New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area
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New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area

September 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo is now offering a new free service for those who have been drinking. It is called the Party Bus! The Party Bus will provide drinkers free rides to and from all bars in the Fargo and West Fargo area. As...
The New West Fargo Recycling Bins Are The Size Of A Hot Tub
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The New West Fargo Recycling Bins Are The Size Of A Hot Tub

March 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The new West Fargo recycling bins were delivered this last week. Obviously recycling is a good thing that everyone should be doing. But the size of these new recycling bins has many residents dumbfounded....
“Creepiest Adult Ever” Award Given To Leering Gym Instructor
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“Creepiest Adult Ever” Award Given To Leering Gym Instructor

September 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND—With just a week of classes in the books, West Fargo High School students have already begun recognizing their staff. According to an online poll compiled by a number of Instagram users, school gym teacher...
West Fargo Police Officers Investigate Bathroom Bomb
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West Fargo Police Officers Investigate Bathroom Bomb

August 16th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The West Fargo Police Department responded to a call about a bomb going off in the bathroom of the Furniture For Less store located on Sheyenne Street in West Fargo. Police state that they immediately...
Man Arrested For Saying “Dude” and “Man” Excessively.
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Man Arrested For Saying “Dude” and “Man” Excessively.

August 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Bill Hennesy, 32, was arrested Saturday evening for excessive use of the word “dude” and “man”. Police are reporting that patrons at Bar Nine in West Fargo heard Mr. Hennesy say dude...
West Fargo Imposes Total Watering Ban Due To Global Drying
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West Fargo Imposes Total Watering Ban Due To Global Drying

August 5th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The City of West Fargo is now implementing a total ban on watering for at least the remainder of this summer. The fastest growing city between Chicago and Hiroshima has decided to impose a complete watering...