September 2nd, 2014 | by
Nick West Fargo, ND—With just a week of classes in the books, West Fargo High School students have already begun recognizing their staff. According to an online poll compiled by a number of Instagram users, school gym teacher...
August 16th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – The West Fargo Police Department responded to a call about a bomb going off in the bathroom of the Furniture For Less store located on Sheyenne Street in West Fargo. Police state that they immediately...
August 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Bill Hennesy, 32, was arrested Saturday evening for excessive use of the word “dude” and “man”. Police are reporting that patrons at Bar Nine in West Fargo heard Mr. Hennesy say dude...
August 5th, 2014 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The City of West Fargo is now implementing a total ban on watering for at least the remainder of this summer. The fastest growing city between Chicago and Hiroshima has decided to impose a complete watering...
July 11th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Yesterday, Dr. William Francis and his team discovered a new species at the Red River Valley Fair in under one hour. Today, Mr. Francis and his team have done it again! His expedition team was yet again...
July 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Scientists gather to search for new species. Yesterday evening, Dr. William Francis and his team set out on an expedition to look for a new species of human. A mission that took two years to put...
April 6th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – A West Fargo man says his neighbor was vaporized this morning. Earlier this morning police received a call from a man who stated he just witnessed his neighbor being vaporized right before his eyes. Roger...
May 31st, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – “Hi, I’d like to buy a pair of fucks, please.” “Sorry. Fresh out, bitch.” A local middle aged Fargo man has been found to have stopped giving a fuck. The reason behind such a...
May 9th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller West Fargo, ND – In October 2012, Gary Clark made the decision to follow his heart and stepped down as the West Fargo High School principal to pursue his river dancing career. Read the story here. Since then, Gary Clark has...
May 8th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller West Fargo, ND – After 12:30 yesterday afternoon, a semi heading west on 1-94 was exiting the West Fargo exit ramp when it rolled. Police are still investigating what happened but would like to note that the semi did indeed...
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