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Volunteers Sought For Deja-Vu Clinical Study
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Volunteers Sought For Deja-Vu Clinical Study

June 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A new clinical study focusing on Deja Vu is now seeking volunteers who may have had personal experiences with the Deja Vu phenomenon. The Marzano Clinic will be paying selected volunteers $200 per day as...
Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached
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Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached

June 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Surrounded by family, close friends, and a few random strangers, Mr. Patrum McPhie let himself go toward the light after hearing the news that President Trump had just been impeached. Dr. Mutch Pimpare who...
Vasco Corporation Now Hiring Part-Time Workers To Test Wetchops
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Vasco Corporation Now Hiring Part-Time Workers To Test Wetchops

March 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Please answer the following questions honestly: Are you a motivated person who is looking for something better to focus your energy on? (Yes, No) Do you feel that up until this point in your life that your...
Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples
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Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples

February 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has learned from our last year’s annual survey that a large number of area college students who are often living on a rather tight budget regularly eat for free at the Costso store....
West Fargo Garage Band Hits Big Time After Being Discovered By Leonardo DiCaprio
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West Fargo Garage Band Hits Big Time After Being Discovered By Leonardo DiCaprio

November 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Just as Steve Jobs began tinkering with apples in his garage, three young men playing their music in a garage have blasted off from their West Fargo launch pad. The local garage band named Mind Probe was...
FMO To Host Incredible Meet & Greet Session With Carson Wentz At Our New Corporate Headquarters
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FMO To Host Incredible Meet & Greet Session With Carson Wentz At Our New Corporate Headquarters

September 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With the ever-popular Carson Wentz in the area during his NFL bye week after crushing the Pittsburgh Steelers 34-3, the FMObserver will be hosting a special Meet & Greet session with the future Hall of...
Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average
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Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average

September 8th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our annual survey results are starting to be compiled and are showing that most of the people in the Fargo-Moorhead area consider themselves to be above average. West Fargo tops the list where 84.7% of...
West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone
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West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone

June 9th, 2016 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – Waste Stabilization Pond Foreman Chlaff Peenisackle has seen it all come through. Severed limbs, sea monkey colonies, the physical manifestation of shame from the night before. These are only a few of what...
Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary
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Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary

April 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters. This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With...
West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation
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West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation

March 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The fastest growing city in North Dakota, known as the “City on the Grow”, has also just declared its own “War on Dogs.” The most recent Dog Census revealed to city leaders that the...