December 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny North Pole – With the Christmas and Festivus holiday season almost here you probably have all your shopping done, trees decorated, stockings hung up, cards sent out and cookies in the oven. If you want a fun and easy idea...
December 1st, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
November 4th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dragoon, AZ – Are you looking to give your loved ones a Christmas gift to show how much you cherish their existence in your life? Consider giving them a full-grown Komodo Dragon. Would you like to give your sworn enemies...
October 23rd, 2014 | by
Kitz Fargo, ND – The growing problem of vomit in the streets of downtown Fargo due to late-night binge drinkers has had city leaders’ stomachs churning for some time. However, a local group of forward-thinkers believe they...
October 4th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Greenspring, PA – The Federal Government, secretly working in conjunction with Algore, has designed a new Green Shoe to help lessen each person’s carbon footprints. Here are some important facts you need to know about...
September 18th, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller Minneapolis, MN — Lucy Bricklow of Minneapolis rejected her would-be fiancé’s proposal claiming the 57 thousand dollar, 3.06 carat diamond engagement just wasn’t shiny enough to woo her. Bricklow, hailing...
April 27th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...
March 31st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dubai, United Arab Emirates – In the city where architectural rules are regularly being broken and rewritten, Dubai has now introduced yet another new trick. Luxury apartments known as the “Stairway To Heaven”...
May 21st, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller Fargo, ND – Summer is right around the corner. Are you aware of what you wear? Do you know what’s ‘IN’ as far as fashion goes? Follow these summer fashion tips and you will feel too cool for school....
January 15th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...
