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Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo
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Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo

October 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...
An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend
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An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend

December 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
Eggnog Support Groups Now Forming For The Holiday Season
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Eggnog Support Groups Now Forming For The Holiday Season

December 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new support group is now forming in the Fargo-Moorhead area for people who are Eggnogaholics. These are local folks living amongst us who cannot control their desire and lust for the holiday drink we call...
Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement
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Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement

November 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News is: There is no shortage of Hatchimals in the FM Observer area. The Bad News is: If you want this year’s hottest Christmas item, you will have to pay a pretty penny to the two brothers who...
Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall
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Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall

December 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...
Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus
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Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus

December 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—You can stop searching. The Observer has learned exactly where your parents are storing your Christmas presents, and it’s not in the location you’re used to. Your gifts are trapped in a centuries-old...
Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree
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Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

December 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...
Wrap Framed Art To Decorate Your Home For Christmas
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Wrap Framed Art To Decorate Your Home For Christmas

December 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
North Pole – With the Christmas and Festivus holiday season almost here you probably have all your shopping done, trees decorated, stockings hung up, cards sent out and cookies in the oven. If you want a fun and easy idea...
Stephen Kink’s New “Toxic Santa’s Revenge” Promises To Change Christmas Forever
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Stephen Kink’s New “Toxic Santa’s Revenge” Promises To Change Christmas Forever

December 2nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Toxico, NM – A new book by Stephen Kink which is scheduled to be released before Christmas will permanently alter your holiday mindset. It’s a dark tale about the “original” Santa who after being poisoned...
Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas
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Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas

November 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dragoon, AZ – Are you looking to give your loved ones a Christmas gift to show how much you cherish their existence in your life? Consider giving them a full-grown Komodo Dragon. Would you like to give your sworn enemies...