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Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement
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Hatchimal Hoarders Selling This Year’s Hot Items Out Of Their Basement

November 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News is: There is no shortage of Hatchimals in the FM Observer area. The Bad News is: If you want this year’s hottest Christmas item, you will have to pay a pretty penny to the two brothers who...
Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall
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Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall

December 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...
Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus
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Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus

December 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—You can stop searching. The Observer has learned exactly where your parents are storing your Christmas presents, and it’s not in the location you’re used to. Your gifts are trapped in a centuries-old...
Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree
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Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

December 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...
Wrap Framed Art To Decorate Your Home For Christmas
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Wrap Framed Art To Decorate Your Home For Christmas

December 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
North Pole – With the Christmas and Festivus holiday season almost here you probably have all your shopping done, trees decorated, stockings hung up, cards sent out and cookies in the oven. If you want a fun and easy idea...
Stephen Kink’s New “Toxic Santa’s Revenge” Promises To Change Christmas Forever
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Stephen Kink’s New “Toxic Santa’s Revenge” Promises To Change Christmas Forever

December 2nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Toxico, NM – A new book by Stephen Kink which is scheduled to be released before Christmas will permanently alter your holiday mindset. It’s a dark tale about the “original” Santa who after being poisoned...
Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas
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Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas

November 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dragoon, AZ – Are you looking to give your loved ones a Christmas gift to show how much you cherish their existence in your life? Consider giving them a full-grown Komodo Dragon. Would you like to give your sworn enemies...
Area Aunt Wants You To Know She Included Receipt With Your Christmas Gift
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Area Aunt Wants You To Know She Included Receipt With Your Christmas Gift

December 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Your aunt wanted to remind you that the box that the sweater she gave you came in does, in fact, have the receipt inside should you want to return it, sources confirmed at Christmas yesterday. This news comes with the...
Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart
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Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart

December 25th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Not even a handful of hours after Aunt Edna gave you that putrid, two-sizes-too-small sweater for Christmas, you are ready to return it for cash. Why didn’t you just take that money right out of...
Christmas Ballsack Ornament
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Christmas Ballsack Ornament

December 11th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
London – A London ad agency and orchid, a testicular cancer organization, have teamed up to to offer “Bauballs.” You may check out their website here. Decorate your tree with some festive bravado and help a good...