March 13th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Yes, it’s that dangerous time of the year once again when large icicles are precariously hanging high above the Downtown Fargo sidewalks. Such was the case when Mr. Ace Leidich slowly sauntered along while...
January 29th, 2020 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – A man came wandering into our FM Observer Corporate Office Park not remembering his name, if he’s married, where he works, where he lives, or the names of any family or friends. When we asked the man...
May 14th, 2019 | by
Johnnny North Fargo, ND – Clean-up crews were quite surprised to see what had been put out by the curb in one North Fargo neighborhood. Apparently, ten wives had gotten together and decided to put their ten retired husbands out to...
April 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
March 19th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Nuttsville, Virginia – Murly Spanielson says her husband is to blame for her having gone completely nuts. Ironically, Sparky Spanielson, a nut farmer by trade, has said he pleads not guilty to all charges except for maybe...
February 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism. Now we...
October 30th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – After multiple misbehavings, Mr. Rolph Barker was banished to the doghouse by his wife. Since then, and after being on a short leash for long enough, Rolph has started to show positive signs of improvement...
December 24th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...
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