April 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
March 19th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Nuttsville, Virginia – Murly Spanielson says her husband is to blame for her having gone completely nuts. Ironically, Sparky Spanielson, a nut farmer by trade, has said he pleads not guilty to all charges except for maybe...
February 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism. Now we...
October 30th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – After multiple misbehavings, Mr. Rolph Barker was banished to the doghouse by his wife. Since then, and after being on a short leash for long enough, Rolph has started to show positive signs of improvement...
December 24th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...
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