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Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29
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Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29

November 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time
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Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time

November 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to most hoi polloi, living amongst Fargo’s commonfolk resides One with a “most powerful” gift. Fargo’s Miss Divine can foretell the future “well enough” to have...
Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop
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Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop

October 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo: The Witching Hour is nigh upon you. Famed Hollywood actress Tilda Swinton, best known for her superior acting prowess, is spearheading Breast Cancer Awareness month by bringing one of her lesser-known talents on a...
Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself
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Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself

October 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After seeing more and more red tape causing endless delays, a young Fargo man has taken it upon himself to begin digging the controversial $2.2 billion Red River Diversion. Timmy Diggs has already dug a half...
Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average
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Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average

September 8th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our annual survey results are starting to be compiled and are showing that most of the people in the Fargo-Moorhead area consider themselves to be above average. West Fargo tops the list where 84.7% of...
Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani To Stay In Guestroom Of Randomly Selected Fargo Home
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Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani To Stay In Guestroom Of Randomly Selected Fargo Home

August 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani coming to Fargo for a concert stop, the superstar couple is requesting to stay with “some normal folks” in a randomly selected Fargo home during their stay here....
Fargo Skool Board Reveals Its List Of Lofty Goals For The Upcoming Year
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Fargo Skool Board Reveals Its List Of Lofty Goals For The Upcoming Year

August 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It is that exciting time of year again when the Fargo Skool Board announces its list of goals for the upcoming skool year. Not only is it important to set easily understandable and attainable goals but it has been...
West Acres Mall Stolen By Man Dressed As Security Guard
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West Acres Mall Stolen By Man Dressed As Security Guard

July 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The West Acres Mall was allegedly “stolen” during the night but investigators on the scene are still only using the phrase “temporarily missing”. Unfortunately, police do not have the...
Young Fargo Inventor Hits It Big On Shark Tank
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Young Fargo Inventor Hits It Big On Shark Tank

July 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – On an upcoming Shark Tank show, a youthful Fargo inventor wows all five sharks and walks away with a mega deal. The FM Observer received a brief notification about this breaking story with limited details. What...
New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’
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New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’

July 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...