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Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life
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Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life

November 29th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Upon riding his janky old Huffy to the Nestor off-sale for the 5th time this week, local drunkard Gendle Mungripper still actively refuses to re-evaluate what you or I would call an unfortunate life situation....
Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police
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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

November 20th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes
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Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes

November 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With hoarding starting to become rather chic, Fargo is excited to announce its First Annual Parade Of Hoarder Homes. Parade president Irv Sheik says: “We’re looking for some major hoarders who might...
Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit
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Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit

October 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials in Fargo are urgently wondering if you think more should be done about vomit on the streets in downtown Fargo. While some people here are understandably anti-vomitus for the struggling downtown...
Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting
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Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting

September 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City Commissioners will soon be deciding whether or not to allow chicken fighting within city limits. A number of residents have been pushing for the legalization of chicken fighting. They contend that...
Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million
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Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

September 13th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...
Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly
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Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly

September 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – On this date 90 years ago, a Fargo businessman was attacked by a very large butterfly while crossing a street in the downtown area. The man’s name was Mr. Simon Cummings who owned and operated Cummings...
Red River Zoo Soon Adding One Large Triceratops
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Red River Zoo Soon Adding One Large Triceratops

September 3rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In case you hadn’t heard, part of Jurassic Park will soon be coming to the Fargo Red River Zoo! Because of the wide variety of extreme weather conditions in this region, the Fargo Zoo has been chosen to be...
Area Outdoor Pianos Maybe Not Such A Grand Idea
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Area Outdoor Pianos Maybe Not Such A Grand Idea

August 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What perhaps began as a grandiose idea has now ended up in the local landfill. Fargo police surveillance cameras in the area of an outdoor grand piano were not quite quick enough to record all of the alleged...
Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally
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Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally

August 19th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Police had to shoot to kill a cat over the weekend. Tigger, a local neighborhood cat, was shot over the weekend. Police state they received a call about a cat climbing a tree illegally. Police responded to the...