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Fargo Man Performs Amateur Exorcism
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Fargo Man Performs Amateur Exorcism

January 28th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – An area man, without the help of a brave Catholic priest, has completely freed his significant other from demonic possession. Blenn Fristle, 42, was able to purge the darkest beast from within his wife Pavia by...
Barry Manilow’s ‘No Apologies’ Tour Announces Possible Stop In Fargo
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Barry Manilow’s ‘No Apologies’ Tour Announces Possible Stop In Fargo

January 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Barry University, FL – The one and only Barry Manilow with his latest “No Apologies” Concert Tour has announced he is considering a concert tour stop in Fargo. A few contract details still need to be ironed out...
Mail Delivery In Some Fargo Neighborhoods Described As ‘Random’ At Best
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Mail Delivery In Some Fargo Neighborhoods Described As ‘Random’ At Best

January 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” But nowhere in the U.S. Postal Service’s motto does it say that...
Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall
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Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall

December 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...
Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming
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Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming

November 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Thanks to Algore for first inventing the Internet, and then Global Warming, Fargo’s new Party Barge will be providing tours of the Red River throughout the entire year. The Party Barge is an actual...
Endangered Sea Monkeys Found In Fargo’s Red River
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Endangered Sea Monkeys Found In Fargo’s Red River

October 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Scientists have discovered a family of Sea Monkeys living in the Red River near downtown Fargo. Sea Monkeys were recently moved off of the endangered species list. These cute little suckers are now considered...
New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area
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New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area

September 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo is now offering a new free service for those who have been drinking. It is called the Party Bus! The Party Bus will provide drinkers free rides to and from all bars in the Fargo and West Fargo area. As...
Visit Fargo’s Famous Upside Down House
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Visit Fargo’s Famous Upside Down House

August 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of Fargo’s lesser known but more popular tourist attractions is the Upside Down House. Executive Director Chidinma Obialo who grew up upside down says Fargo’s Upside Down House is the only one of...
Wild Zebra Continues To Run Rings Around Fargo
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Wild Zebra Continues To Run Rings Around Fargo

August 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – For some unknown reason, a wild zebra continues to run circles around the entire city of Fargo. According to our sources, this unusual activity began about a month ago. Some believe the animal is trying to...
Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park
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Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park

July 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of our best junior reporters (who recently attended FMO Summer Camp) somehow discovered a woman living up in a hammock in Fargo’s Lindenwood Park. Our on-the-scene reporter cleverly asked the lady why...