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Professional Bowler Stuns Crowd During Regional Championship Tournament
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Professional Bowler Stuns Crowd During Regional Championship Tournament

December 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While professional bowler Norm Duke Jr. was competing in the Midwest Regional bowling tournament at The Bowler in Fargo, an unfortunate mishap ruined what looked to be a near-perfect game. Perhaps because of...
Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success
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Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success

November 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As a favor for a friend, Dr. Sanft Plancarte of Fargo’s New Face Center is now literally the toast of the town after being the first to successfully design and implement a new human face. Dr. Plancarte,...
Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up
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Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

October 28th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...
Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day
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Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day

October 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A woman showing up for work at Precision Geometrix Corporation in Fargo was fired on the spot for having an extremely bad hair day. It is not known whether Ms. Baria Ridderhoff intentionally had her hair looking...
Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall
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Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall

September 1st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...
Busload Of Fargo Folks Heading To The Royal Wedding
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Busload Of Fargo Folks Heading To The Royal Wedding

May 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What started out as just a joking comment during some weekend beers in a garage has now turned into an official chartered bus that will be bringing a full busload of people from Fargo, North Dakota to attend the...
Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather
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Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather

May 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...
Dolphins Being Introduced To Fargo-Moorhead Area Hotel Swimming Pools
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Dolphins Being Introduced To Fargo-Moorhead Area Hotel Swimming Pools

April 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Most of the hotels in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area will soon be adding a pair of breeding dolphins to their swimming pools. The idea came about when Mr. Hodell Shipton, who works as a concierge at the Bed Bug...
Fargo Civic Center Purchased By Tom Cruise/Scientology
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Fargo Civic Center Purchased By Tom Cruise/Scientology

February 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While Fargo city leaders were wondering what to do with the aging Fargo Civic Center, Scientology’s Tom Cruise made them an offer too good to pass up. The Fargo Civic Center will be transitioned into The...
Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo
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Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

December 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...