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Fargo Man Impaled By Large Icicle Doesn’t Notice It Until He Gets Home To His Wife
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Fargo Man Impaled By Large Icicle Doesn’t Notice It Until He Gets Home To His Wife

March 13th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Yes, it’s that dangerous time of the year once again when large icicles are precariously hanging high above the Downtown Fargo sidewalks. Such was the case when Mr. Ace Leidich slowly sauntered along while...
Executive Directors Named For Fargo’s New Combo Church/Hospital
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Executive Directors Named For Fargo’s New Combo Church/Hospital

February 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The new Amen Church Hospital has named Peter and Paul Christianson as executive directors as the project moves forward toward final fruition. The Amen Church Hospital will be the first of its kind in the nation:...
Moorhead’s Turkey Mitigation Program Getting High Marks
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Moorhead’s Turkey Mitigation Program Getting High Marks

January 8th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The City of Moorhead is having a special all-city meeting to talk turkey. With a problematic over-abundance of wild turkeys, all options are on the table. Option #1: Turkey Adoption Program (TAP) would ask...
No Parking On Streets Of Fargo After 4+ Inches Of Snow Has Fallen
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No Parking On Streets Of Fargo After 4+ Inches Of Snow Has Fallen

December 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new and much stricter parking law in Fargo may leave many street parkers surprised when they come out to look for their vehicle. In order to help the snow plows do their job more quickly, after four or more...
Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives
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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives

December 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)
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How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)

December 19th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Groove Park, USA – Have you been thinking you need to find your Groove Pattern? Many just like you have been yearningly searching for their Groove Pattern before that window completely shuts in their life. Luckily, your FM...
People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers
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People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

December 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

November 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...
Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert
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Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert

November 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As part of her Final Outreach Tour, Cher wants to stay in the home of some lucky Fargo family in April 2020! Sign up to win a chance to host Cher in your master bedroom during her two night stay in Fargo,...
Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions
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Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions

November 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Siri Kittlaus, who’s been living in Fargo ever since she graduated from Concordia College, gets asked a lot of questions during a normal day. Siri, who originally grew up in Sweden, explained to us that as...