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Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor
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Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor

May 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An area hospital is proud to announce a new team member to its full-time staff. Dr. Panky Bonzo who recently finished up his residency at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic will begin seeing patients this...
(Satire) The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers
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(Satire) The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers

April 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Fargo’s only gentlemen’s club is undergoing a drastic change in worker policy. Club Northern has vowed to begin drug testing female talent, but with a catch: To comply with this zany new policy,...
Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week
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Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week

April 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the Fargo City Commission starting to run out of things to talk about, people in the FM area will soon have an unexpected opportunity to vote on whether or not Fargo should change from the normal seven...
Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo
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Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo

April 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After a lengthy two-day investigation by your FM Observer, we recently turned up disturbing news about some dangerous seasoned citizens in our area. What we learned is that some small groups of large men calling...
Area Mom Under Fire For Bizarre Home-Schooling Tactics
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Area Mom Under Fire For Bizarre Home-Schooling Tactics

April 7th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Area mother Davia Flexano, a home-schooler, is catching a lot of flack for teaching her son Whick a slanted view of world geography. Flexano, who chose to remain nameless, is having her son learn the states...
Large Quantities Of Hydrogen And Oxygen Found In Fargo’s Water Supply
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Large Quantities Of Hydrogen And Oxygen Found In Fargo’s Water Supply

March 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some newly-available digital testing instruments have shown that Fargo’s water supply contains unusually large amounts of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Delroy Chitlins is the acting manager of Fargo’s Water...
Fargo To Host 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference
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Fargo To Host 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference

March 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo will soon be home to the 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference. Taxicologists from all across the country will descend upon Fargo to learn the latest about everything in the world of Taxicology! As...
Project Update for the FM Diversion
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Project Update for the FM Diversion

March 3rd, 2016 | by Jake
Fargo, ND – Ralph Malph, a local busboy, informed us at the FM Observer that a huge change is coming to the controversial FM Diversion. Ralph was working his usual tables and overheard a city official discussing top secret...
Moorhead Finally Changing Its Name To East Fargo
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Moorhead Finally Changing Its Name To East Fargo

February 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Residents and city leaders in the quirky town of Moorhead, Minisoda are just giddy with the idea they will soon be called East Fargo. “It’s been a long time coming and I’m so glad to still...
Try-Outs Now Open For Fargo’s New Table Tennis Team
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Try-Outs Now Open For Fargo’s New Table Tennis Team

February 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the sport of table tennis continues to grow in popularity world-wide, Fargo is being proactive to stay ahead of the competition. Just as Fargo has its own baseball, hockey, and roller derby teams, the...