Editorial

Should Fargo Turn Its Telephone Booths Into Hyperbaric Chambers?
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Should Fargo Turn Its Telephone Booths Into Hyperbaric Chambers?

January 15th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—As our nation continues the technological migration toward hand-held cellular communication, cities around the country are getting creative with ways to repurpose their now-useless phone booths. The FM Observer is...
Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo
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Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo

January 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man who crawled into bed in Fargo at around 11:00 PM on December 29th, somehow amazingly woke up in Tokyo, Japan the next day. Dave Cooperfeld of 243 Pinecone Place says he had a dream that night...
FMO To Sponsor Fargo Senior Citizen Soccer Team
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FMO To Sponsor Fargo Senior Citizen Soccer Team

December 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the days already starting to get longer, the FM Observer is excited to announce that it will be sponsoring a Summer Super Senior Citizen Soccer Team called the Fargo Flash. Team members need to be 80+ years...
Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life
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Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life

November 29th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Upon riding his janky old Huffy to the Nestor off-sale for the 5th time this week, local drunkard Gendle Mungripper still actively refuses to re-evaluate what you or I would call an unfortunate life situation....
Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police
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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

November 20th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes
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Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes

November 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With hoarding starting to become rather chic, Fargo is excited to announce its First Annual Parade Of Hoarder Homes. Parade president Irv Sheik says: “We’re looking for some major hoarders who might...
Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit
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Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit

October 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials in Fargo are urgently wondering if you think more should be done about vomit on the streets in downtown Fargo. While some people here are understandably anti-vomitus for the struggling downtown...
Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting
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Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting

September 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City Commissioners will soon be deciding whether or not to allow chicken fighting within city limits. A number of residents have been pushing for the legalization of chicken fighting. They contend that...
Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million
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Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

September 13th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...
Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly
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Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly

September 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – On this date 90 years ago, a Fargo businessman was attacked by a very large butterfly while crossing a street in the downtown area. The man’s name was Mr. Simon Cummings who owned and operated Cummings...