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Local Restaurant Review By Nick And Johnnny
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Local Restaurant Review By Nick And Johnnny

May 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – What follows is another in a special series of restaurant reviews of places in the F-M area, mmkay? Johnnny: By the flip of a coin, we decided to check out a new basement restaurant in downtown Fargo called Le...
City of Fargo Approves Sidewalk Lemonade Stand Tax Break
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City of Fargo Approves Sidewalk Lemonade Stand Tax Break

May 24th, 2016 | by Jake
Block 9 appropriations wasn’t the only thing on the Fargo City Commission’s agenda last night. Not only did they approve 15.5 million dollars to help fund Doug Burgum’s skyscraper, but with a 5-0 vote they appropriated an...
President Clinton To Hit Some Fargo Hot Spots
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President Clinton To Hit Some Fargo Hot Spots

May 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – President Bill Clinton somehow ended up in Fargo, North Dakota to try and drum up support for his wife’s floundering presidential campaign. Bubba’s speaking engagement will take place in the basement...
Fargo Homeless Man Amasses Fortune From Penny Trays
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Fargo Homeless Man Amasses Fortune From Penny Trays

May 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A homeless man who has been calling Fargo home for the past few years shared his amazing story with the FM Observer recently. Jevon Varley once took a few pennies from the penny tray at a convenience store...
Xcel Energy Announces Power Outage Compensation Plan
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Xcel Energy Announces Power Outage Compensation Plan

May 10th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Faulty equipment. The ritualistic conjuring of ancient evils. Fallen tree branches. Squirrels and other burrowing rodents. Global warming. What do these things have in common? Yes, they’re all signs of...
City of Fargo Debuts New Rabbit Bounty Program
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City of Fargo Debuts New Rabbit Bounty Program

May 10th, 2016 | by Jake
Here at FM Observer we like to take input from the “common folk” of the FM area. Their biggest complaint is that the rabbit population has been hare-balling out of control and let me tell you, people are furiously fed up. As...
Million Dollar Painting Vanishes During Art Show
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Million Dollar Painting Vanishes During Art Show

May 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A valuable painting by the late Lord Van Dyke with an estimated worth of five million dollars suddenly vanished while the museum’s art curator was discussing its importance relative to the art world. The...
Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor
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Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor

May 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An area hospital is proud to announce a new team member to its full-time staff. Dr. Panky Bonzo, who recently finished up his residency at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic, will begin seeing patients this...
(Satire) The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers
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(Satire) The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers

April 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Fargo’s only gentlemen’s club is undergoing a drastic change in worker policy. Club Northern has vowed to begin drug testing female talent, but with a catch: To comply with this zany new policy,...
Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week
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Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week

April 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the Fargo City Commission starting to run out of things to talk about, people in the FM area will soon have an unexpected opportunity to vote on whether or not Fargo should change from the normal seven...