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New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’
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New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’

July 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...
‘Black Lights Matter’ Has One Small Problem
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‘Black Lights Matter’ Has One Small Problem

July 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A number of people in the North Fargo area had recently replaced their normally white porch lights with blacklights to show support for the Black Lights Matter movement. Not only did this look real cool but it...
Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months
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Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months

July 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A well-known psychic has predicted that Fargo will soon be riddled with many good-sized sinkholes. Psymon Soothsayer recently went on the record with the FMObserver and prognosticated that “numerous...
Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole
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Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole

July 5th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – After many years of wondering, pontificating and scouring its whereabouts, the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body has finally revealed itself. Shortly after a gaping sinkhole opened up on 9th avenue and 42nd...
FM Observer Recruits Pizzaologist To Analyze Alleged New Pizza Corner Flavor
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FM Observer Recruits Pizzaologist To Analyze Alleged New Pizza Corner Flavor

June 30th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – As you are surely aware, Valley City’s own Pizza Corner pizza has been bought out by a Minnesota company named Bernatello’s. Much hubbub has been tossed about over the “new...
FM Observer To Sponsor Park Wood Cemetery Renovation
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FM Observer To Sponsor Park Wood Cemetery Renovation

June 22nd, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The north wing of Park Wood Cemetery in Fargo has been in dire need of a facelift for quite some time. Tombs are moldy, crypts are dungy and the rats have colonized a functioning village. This has led the...
Fargo Summer Games To Culminate With Shin Kicking Contest
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Fargo Summer Games To Culminate With Shin Kicking Contest

June 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo Summer Games will once again bring folks together from all Fargo neighborhoods to compete for pride and the respect of the community. This year’s Fargo Summer Games, which will be held...
Fargo City Commission To Re-Define Integration Goals Within Zones Of Proximity
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Fargo City Commission To Re-Define Integration Goals Within Zones Of Proximity

June 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the hot issue of Fargo’s Zones of Proximity heating up, the City Commission’s High Court is trying to establish its integration goals to stay ahead of this contentious issue. Lord Ducchess...
Local Restaurant Review By Nick And Johnnny
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Local Restaurant Review By Nick And Johnnny

May 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – What follows is another in a special series of restaurant reviews of places in the F-M area, mmkay? Johnnny: By the flip of a coin, we decided to check out a new basement restaurant in downtown Fargo called Le...
City of Fargo Approves Sidewalk Lemonade Stand Tax Break
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City of Fargo Approves Sidewalk Lemonade Stand Tax Break

May 24th, 2016 | by Jake
Block 9 appropriations wasn’t the only thing on the Fargo City Commission’s agenda last night. Not only did they approve 15.5 million dollars to help fund Doug Burgum’s skyscraper, but with a 5-0 vote they appropriated an...