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Fargo Man Forgot How to Golf, It’s Been So Long
Fargo, ND—The F-M area has finally broken through to springtime after enduring the longest fucking winter in its storied history. Snowbanks across town gathered dusty, gravel-topped cobwebs, they’ve been there for so long. Now that most of...
- Posted 18 days ago
Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020
West Fargo, ND – Every year in May, Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead conduct their yearly cleanup week where people may throw out their hordes of crap. Not this year. This year you will have to hold...
- Posted 25 days ago
Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger
Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed penalty strokes down in...
- Posted 35 days ago
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would...
- Posted 47 days ago
Hundreds of Missing Fargo Residents Found
Fargo, ND – It’s been a very cold and depressing winter season this year. This has left hundreds of out-of-state family members worried as they haven’t heard from their loves ones who live in the Fargo tundra...
- Posted 57 days ago
Fargo To Build System Of Tunnel Roads
Fargo, ND – In a last-ditch effort to save downtown Fargo, smart city planners are planning a federally-funded feasibility study to investigate the likely possibility of connecting struggling downtown Fargo to the ever-popular West Acres area through...
- Posted 104 days ago
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events. Below are some of the obvious factors: - It is so cold...
- Posted 110 days ago
Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation
Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’...
- Posted 118 days ago
Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.
Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse. Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action. I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...
- Posted 122 days ago
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea. I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations...
- Posted 132 days ago