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Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick
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Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick

January 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One fine day, Mr. Wade Dumpkins was out for his walk when he came upon a single solitary brick laying on the ground at the edge of an abandoned construction site. After carefully looking around, Mr. Dumpkins...
Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal
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Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal

December 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cave, Illinois – A recently discovered Neanderthal man from the Cro-Magnon era is suing anyone who has been calling him a Neanderthal man. In an effort to reduced the number of times he will be called a Neanderthal in the...
Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano
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Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano

December 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to the residents of a Fargo apartment, a man was found living inside their upright piano. Needless to say, the residents are “kind of freaking out” about the whole situation, say police...
Thin Man Found Living Inside Fargo Family’s Chair
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Thin Man Found Living Inside Fargo Family’s Chair

February 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what police are calling a “very bizarre situation”, a thin elderly man was recently discovered to be living inside a Fargo family’s large comfy chair, which had been in the middle of their...
Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame
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Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame

September 24th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
  Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...