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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...

Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever

Fargone, ND – When Mr. Verner Foot walked into his doctor’s office, he was honestly thinking that he would live forever. When this came up during office visit conversation, his doctor gently broke the news to Verner...

Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick

Fargo, ND – One fine day, Mr. Wade Dumpkins was out for his walk when he came upon a single solitary brick laying on the ground at the edge of an abandoned construction site. After carefully looking around, Mr. Dumpkins...

Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal

Cave, Illinois – A recently discovered Neanderthal man from the Cro-Magnon era is suing anyone who has been calling him a Neanderthal man. In an effort to reduced the number of times he will be called a Neanderthal in the...

Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano

Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to the residents of a Fargo apartment, a man was found living inside their upright piano. Needless to say, the residents are “kind of freaking out” about the whole situation, say police...

Thin Man Found Living Inside Fargo Family’s Chair

Fargo, ND – In what police are calling a “very bizarre situation”, a thin elderly man was recently discovered to be living inside a Fargo family’s large comfy chair, which had been in the middle of their...

Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame

  Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...