December 29th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The good news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez got a cute little new Shih Tzu puppy for his family as a Christmas present. The bad news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez forgot that their new little Pixy was tied up outside while...
September 11th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Terando Kwak got quickly arrested after walking into his place of employment totally stark naked on Monday. Terando tried explaining to police officers that he simply forgot to get dressed that morning as he had...
March 17th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...
November 22nd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
August 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Bill Hennesy, 32, was arrested Saturday evening for excessive use of the word “dude” and “man”. Police are reporting that patrons at Bar Nine in West Fargo heard Mr. Hennesy say dude...
Fargo, ND—Authorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like “A raging cauldron full of boiling guts” rumbling in his neighbor’s...
October 31st, 2012 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step? West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...
September 24th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...
May 4th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth. It is believed that the...
March 29th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Bravo! Not only does he NAIL the song but he does it in such a performance that could win a Grammy. I’d like to have a few beers with this guy someday. To top it off he ends it with, “Physical violence is the...
