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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings
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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

March 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...
Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29
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Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29

November 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
Man Arrested For Saying “Dude” and “Man” Excessively.
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Man Arrested For Saying “Dude” and “Man” Excessively.

August 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Bill Hennesy, 32, was arrested Saturday evening for excessive use of the word “dude” and “man”. Police are reporting that patrons at Bar Nine in West Fargo heard Mr. Hennesy say dude...
Fargo Man Arrested For Flash-Frying Entire Cow
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Fargo Man Arrested For Flash-Frying Entire Cow

June 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Authorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like “A raging cauldron full of boiling guts” rumbling in his neighbor’s...
Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins
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Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins

October 31st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step?  West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...
Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame
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Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame

September 24th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
  Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...
Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct.  Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.
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Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct. Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.

May 4th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth.  It is believed that the...
Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody
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Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody

March 29th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Bravo!  Not only does he NAIL the song but he does it in such a performance that could win a Grammy.  I’d like to have a few beers with this guy someday.  To top it off he ends it with, “Physical violence is the...
Moorhead Police Arrest McDonalds Drive-thru Speaker
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Moorhead Police Arrest McDonalds Drive-thru Speaker

March 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Moorhead, MN – Police officers arrested a Moorhead McDonalds drive-thru speaker earlier this morning.  Police reports state the drive-thru speaker was being “confrontational” and “speaking funny” to...