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All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination

After being mentally evaluated, every North Dakotan will be ranked as either Green, Yellow, or Red

Green=Fine Yellow=OK Red=Bad

Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens.

A new task force called MIND (Mentally Interrogating North Dakota) will do a thorough evaluation of all North Dakotans on their half birthdays.

Based on the official results of their mental examination, every person in North Dakota, over the age of nine (9) will be given one of three possible rankings:

Green Light: You are fine. No major mental problems were detected. See you again in one year, on your next half birthday. (For example: If your birthday is on April 15th, your mandatory mental exams will be every October 15th.)

Yellow Light: Some concerns were detected based on your responses to questions selected especially for you. You will need to be put on a MIND Watch List and retested monthly, until you are hopefully upgraded to a Green Light.

Red Light: A likely problematical situation was detected. You will be held for further testing to determine the magnitude of the problem. For your convenience, padded shuttle buses heading to Jamestown will be standing by.

Man Claims He Simply Forgot To Get Dressed After Walking Into His Workplace Naked

Naked man forced to wear orange jumpsuit during preliminary court hearing.

Fargo, ND – Terando Kwak got quickly arrested after walking into his place of employment totally stark naked on Monday.

Terando tried explaining to police officers that he simply forgot to get dressed that morning as he had “a lot on his mind”.

Interestingly, Mr. Kwak has a long history of attending area events naked.

He once walked into a NDSU Bison football game at the Fargodome with nothing on except for his birthday suit.

His pastor reports that Terando often sits in church on Sunday mornings only holding a coffee cup.

Police officially booked the kwakster on one count of indecent exposure and have scheduled him for a full mental evaluation at which he must wear at least some overalls.

Ironically, all of the letters in Terando Kwak can somehow be re-arranged to spell: Naked At Work!