Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set
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Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set

May 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Buckinghamshire, England – Professional golfer Ian Poultergeist who is known for his bold fashion has somehow gotten trapped in an old television set. Mr. Poultergeist: “Yes, I am definitely trapped in this TV and...
New MN State Record Set For Smallest Walleye Ever Caught
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New MN State Record Set For Smallest Walleye Ever Caught

May 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lakes, MN – Dr. Wayne Tilley didn’t know what he was in for during the Minnesota walleye fishing opener. Wayne had no idear he would soon be the new state record-holder for the smallest walleye ever successfully...
Foolhardy Fargo Men Try Operating A Powerful Magnetron Outside Its Protective Shielding
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Foolhardy Fargo Men Try Operating A Powerful Magnetron Outside Its Protective Shielding

May 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some curious Fargo men broke one of the basic Cardinal Rules of Physics: Never mess with an unshielded magnetron especially while not protecting your private parts. “Just because you can take a microwave...
North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory
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North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

May 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota legislature has now made attending church on Sunday required by law. The bill which passed unanimously will also give a 10% tithe from each church’s offering plates to the state as a...
Amsterdam Douglass Donates Priceless Painting For Global Cooling Fundraiser
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Amsterdam Douglass Donates Priceless Painting For Global Cooling Fundraiser

May 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – To get things kicked off for our Annual Global Cooling Silent Auction Fundraiser, local artist Amsterdam Douglass has graciously donated his amazing work called True Blue Sky. Amsterdam Douglass:...
Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters
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Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters

May 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – The U.S. Military working in conjunction with the color pink has come up with new pink night-vision goggles for its female fighting force. The traditional green phosphor night-vision was designed for males...
Moorhead Names Itself The Most Scenic City In The Moorhead Area
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Moorhead Names Itself The Most Scenic City In The Moorhead Area

May 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The city that was originally named after Captain Ralph Moorhead (who opened Ralph’s Corner Bar which Moorhead subsequently tore down) is proud to announce that it has named itself the most scenic city...
Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon
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Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon

May 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – Even though you perhaps cannot see them from Highway 10 as you’re driving to/fro Detroit Lakes, they can certainly see you driving by. Many of the groups of trees visible from Highway 10 just East of...
Rooftop Dancing Is The New Downtown Fargo Party Craze
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Rooftop Dancing Is The New Downtown Fargo Party Craze

May 8th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As we all know, each and every new national craze usually starts as a spark in someone’s brain. Well, the new craze is Rooftop Dancing and it began in renascent Downtown Fargo. The idea came to Mr. Paden...
Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...