Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes
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Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes

December 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What started out as a fairly routine traffic stop ended up anything but. Officer Glasford Fulco pulled over a tan-colored Dog Caravan after noticing a number of seemingly unnecessary lane changes. Upon...
People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers
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People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

December 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift
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The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift

December 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...
Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog
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Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

December 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan
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Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan

November 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Methadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...
ND DOT Has Plans To Reduce Driver License Wait Times From 4 Hours Down To Only 3 Hours!
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ND DOT Has Plans To Reduce Driver License Wait Times From 4 Hours Down To Only 3 Hours!

November 25th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...
Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

November 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...
For A Change, The Concordia College Christmas Concert Will Feature All Beatles Music This Year
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For A Change, The Concordia College Christmas Concert Will Feature All Beatles Music This Year

November 19th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – In what’s considered to be a slight deviation from the norm, Concordia College will feature all Beatles music during this year’s annual Christmas Concert. “Because the night that Jesus was...
Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert
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Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert

November 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As part of her Final Outreach Tour, Cher wants to stay in the home of some lucky Fargo family in April 2020! Sign up to win a chance to host Cher in your master bedroom during her two night stay in Fargo,...
During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza
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During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza

November 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Swamp City, DC – On Day One of the House Impeachment Inquiry of President Trump, Chairman Adam Schiff ordered an abundance of luncheon pizza for the Democrats on the committee but did not allow the Republicans to order or...