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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior

Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoover filed criminal charges against their Mister Suction Robo-Vac vacuum...

New Programmable Robot Kicks Dogs Whenever They Bark

West Fargo, ND – Do you have a daily problem with your dog or a neighbor’s dog barking too much? Well, they finally have made a robot that does something worthwhile! The new Bark-bot model X300 is specifically...

Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball

Signifying the rapid progression of the artificial intelligence takeover, a Google-owned ATLAS robot at the Institute for Human and Machine Cognition (IHMC) recently beat a human at a game of bocce ball. It not only beat the...

Win A New Robot For The New Year

West Fargo, ND – It is time once again for some lucky person or family to have a chance to Win-A-Robot. This particular robot is programmed to do multiple tasks such as: lift your car, crack an egg, answer the doorbell,...

FMO Welcomes Its First Robot Writer To The Team

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that it’s added its first robot writer to our growing staff. Humanoids still play an important role in the creation of well-written cutting-edge news stories, but...