FM Observer To Begin Series Of Area Restaurant Reviews
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FM Observer To Begin Series Of Area Restaurant Reviews

February 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – By popular demand, the FM Observer will soon begin a series of restaurant reviews of all your favorite (and non-favorite) eateries in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Just as Fargo police drunk-driver checkpoints are...
Top Ten Zen Proverbs
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Top Ten Zen Proverbs

February 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Pathfork, Kentucky – Just as promised, the FM Observer is very proud to bring you the Top Ten List of Zen Proverbs. After searching the entire world, we found for you all the best of the best when it comes to sayings about...
Father Of Modern Photography Coming To Fargo
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Father Of Modern Photography Coming To Fargo

February 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Photography Club is excited to announce that Mr. Andre Kertesz who many consider to be the Father of Modern Photography will be coming to the Fargo-Moorhead area to do a photography workshop...
Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!
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Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!

February 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
Chinese New Year: Year Of The Sheep
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Chinese New Year: Year Of The Sheep

February 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Chinatown, USA – This February 19 begins the Chinese New Year which coincides with the New Moon (or as some call it: No Moon). It will be the Year of the Sheep, Goat, or Ram and will go from Feb. 19, 2015 to Feb. 7,...
United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS
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United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS

February 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
Things To Know About Valentine’s Day
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Things To Know About Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Valentine, Nebraska – Most people don’t know the true history of Valentine’s Day. Back in the early 1920’s, Dr. Valentine wanted to express to his wife how much he loved her. As a successful heart surgeon,...
NASA Rocket Launch Bringing Two Of Every Species To The Moon
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NASA Rocket Launch Bringing Two Of Every Species To The Moon

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – NASA has unveiled its new Noah’s Rocket designed to bring two of every animal species to the moon in a last-ditch effort to save the Animal Kingdom from an imminent world-wide cataclysm. N.O.A.H....
Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property
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Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
National Bonfire Month To Help Combat Global Cooling
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National Bonfire Month To Help Combat Global Cooling

February 12th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Firestone, CO – This is National Bonfire Month designed to help fight against Global Cooling and the next Glacial Age. With average global temperatures showing a general cooling trend instead of the much-hyped global...