Los Angeles, CA—Los Angeles. L.A. Paradise City. The coolest city with the coolest people with the best weather. You gotta be a badass, actor, musician, beautiful person or an otherwise famous celebrity to live there. Or so...

Fargo, ND—Those earbuds with the rubbery coating that come prepackaged with every iPhone or iPod. The ones that, once they get tangled, you suddenly need to manifest surgical precision and years of boy scout knot-knowledge to get them undone?...

Phoenix, AZ -The verdict has come down like prices at Wal Mart® (Wal Mart®. Always the Low Price. Always) (sponsored). Jodi Arias has been convicted of 1st-degree murder for violently mutilating her boyfriend in a fit of...

Fargo, ND—The F-M area has finally broken through to springtime after enduring the longest fucking winter in its storied history. Snowbanks across town gathered dusty, gravel-topped cobwebs, they’ve been there for so long. Now that most of...

New York, NY – As many in the NFL landscape are being made aware today, the New York Jets have finally released freed the chosen one, Tim Tebow. Tebow, upon hearing the news of his release, had...

Boston, MA—Chicks dig jerks. Well, some do. Others will pursue a gentleman who treats them with dignity and respect. The charismatically aloof have always had their way with certain members of the female species until some asshole...

Palo Alto, CA – Stanford University researchers have been conducting top-secret experiments in an effort to dramatically increase day-to-day smartphone battery longevity. Scientific trials have been performed on lithium-ion batteries and how they precisely integrate with microcomputer...

Yesterday, we published an article recommending some important questions to ask prior to joining a religious organization.  Today, we had a priest answer them to help gauge our interest in joining the Catholic church:   Are there unicorns?...

Pyongyang, North Korea—Small Man Syndrome is very real. It is an affliction that dates back hundreds–no–thousands of years. Sufferers of Small Man Syndrome (pissy men of less-than-average height) are categorically known to experience throes of bitter jealousy and pent-up...

Minneapolis, MN – With the season opener a mere handful of days away, baseball fans and media people are looking for some preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy, candid as always, indicated that the...