Colorblind Mom Leaves Daycare With Fake Plastic Infant
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Colorblind Mom Leaves Daycare With Fake Plastic Infant

July 24th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It was supposed to be just another Wednesday afternoon for a Fargo mom. Frosha VanTinkle, a colorblind, drove to Scabby Trail Daycare like usual to pick up her infant daughter Spyler. What happened next may shock...
Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert
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Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert

July 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Apparently Paul McCartney enjoyed playing his music in Fargo so much, that he’s coming back for an encore concert. “Yah, I really got a kick out of Fargo, so we decided to do it again, yah...
Dr. Pepper Sued For Malpractice
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Dr. Pepper Sued For Malpractice

July 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Dr. Pepper is headed to court. Fargo, ND—A former patient of local necrosurgeon Dr. Qance Pepper, M.D. is suing for malpractice due to what he’s calling a botched necroplasty. The plaintiff, Sextin Growshaft, is...
WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion
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WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion

July 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – The drunkenly popular WE Fest celebration of country music at the Soo Pass Ranch has been cancelled for 2014 due to serious health concerns. The annual outdoor music festival was scheduled for August...
Fargo Man to Keep Vacation Beard Going
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Fargo Man to Keep Vacation Beard Going

July 18th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Local resident Qace Zombytakle has returned from a shaveless vacation, and he’s found himself relatively pleased with his resulting facial hair ensemble. So much so, he’s decided to keep rockin’...
Butterfinger Cancels “Official Candy Bar Of The Russian Army” Contract
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Butterfinger Cancels “Official Candy Bar Of The Russian Army” Contract

July 17th, 2014 | by Kitz
Geneva, Switzerland – Following the crash of Malaysian flight MH-17 over eastern Ukraine Thursday, Nestle’s Butterfinger brand has cancelled its lucrative contract with Russia’s Military as the “Official...
Second New Species Discovered At The Red River Valley Fair
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Second New Species Discovered At The Red River Valley Fair

July 11th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Yesterday, Dr. William Francis and his team discovered a new species at the Red River Valley Fair in under one hour.  Today, Mr. Francis and his team have done it again! His expedition team was yet again...
New Species Discovered At Red River Valley Fair
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New Species Discovered At Red River Valley Fair

July 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo,  ND – Scientists gather to search for new species. Yesterday evening, Dr. William Francis and his team set out on an expedition to look for a new species of human.  A mission that took two years to put...
KFGO Required To Broadcast Half In Spanish
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KFGO Required To Broadcast Half In Spanish

July 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Mighty 790 KFGO radio station will soon be required to broadcast half of its programming in Spanish. Todas las estaciones de radio en Fargo pronto estarán obligados a proporcionar la mitad de su contenido...