Fargo Man Blissfully Unaware of Terrorist Group Known As ISIS
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Fargo Man Blissfully Unaware of Terrorist Group Known As ISIS

October 1st, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A local man is completely oblivious to the existence of the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria, more commonly known by news media consumers as “ISIS”. “The progressive-metal band? They wrote a few...
Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

September 30th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Living organizers of the International Ghost Convention have just announced that the next International Ghost Convention will be held in Fargo, North Dakota on Friday night, October 31st, or as most spiritual...
Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos
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Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos

September 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Have you been wanting to meditate in your back yard but just could not because a thousand mosquitos wanted to suck your blood? The FM Observer feels your pain and offers a simple answer to your problem: The...
Civilian Trumpet Militia Groups Now Forming In Your Area
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Civilian Trumpet Militia Groups Now Forming In Your Area

September 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Anytown, USA – An exciting new grass-roots organization is now starting new chapters in your area. The Civilian Trumpet Militia is being formed in all 57 states of the USA. If you have ever played a trumpet which might be...
Bags Of Money Hidden All Over The FM Area
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Bags Of Money Hidden All Over The FM Area

September 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you ever dreamt of finding a bag full of money? Could you and your family use some extra cash before the holiday season rolls around? Do you like searching for hidden treasures? An unnamed benefactor who...
Woman Denies Ring, Wants Something Shinier
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Woman Denies Ring, Wants Something Shinier

September 18th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Minneapolis, MN — Lucy Bricklow of Minneapolis rejected her would-be fiancé’s proposal claiming the 57 thousand dollar, 3.06 carat diamond engagement just wasn’t shiny enough to woo her. Bricklow, hailing...
Apple iDine Designs Leaked
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Apple iDine Designs Leaked

September 16th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Cupertino, CA — As excitement builds for the release of the iPhone 6, Apple software designer John Feltzbar accidentally released plans for the iDine collection scheduled to go on sale next summer. iDine will consist...
Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting
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Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting

September 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City Commissioners will soon be deciding whether or not to allow chicken fighting within city limits. A number of residents have been pushing for the legalization of chicken fighting. They contend that...
Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”
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Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”

September 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been considering becoming independent from the local power grid and avoiding those monthly bills? Did a large branch just fall in your backyard and wipe out your power lines and you’re wondering...
Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position
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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

September 13th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...