United Airlines Expecting Insignificant Revenue Shortfall Amidst Controversy
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United Airlines Expecting Insignificant Revenue Shortfall Amidst Controversy

April 12th, 2017 | by Nick
Louisville, KY – $36 billion in annual revenue could turn into a mere $33 billion after video of United airline staff violently re-appropriating or re-accommodating or re-moving or whatever they call what they did to...
Playing Slot Machines Good For Health
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Playing Slot Machines Good For Health

April 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – A new comprehensive study by casinos shows that there are numerous health benefits associated with playing slot machines. Essentially, the more time spent playing slot machines, the healthier (and...
Fargo Man Demonstrates How To Levitate Using Advanced Meditation Techniques
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Fargo Man Demonstrates How To Levitate Using Advanced Meditation Techniques

April 8th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you believe in levitation but have never actually witnessed it, or if you would have to see it in order to believe it, then you’re in luck. Tony Vedic, who grew up in Levita, Texas but who now calls...
Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe
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Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe

April 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moscow, Pennsylvania – With no evidence to back it up, President Trump is alleging that the Russians have hacked Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and stolen their secret recipe. FM Observer: So, what do you think about the Russians...
New FM Area Golf Course To Cross Interstate Highway
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New FM Area Golf Course To Cross Interstate Highway

April 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an effort to keep up with a growing demand for golf courses in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area, Urban Golf Association Partners (UGAP) is opening its newest challenge along Interstate 94. It is called Fargo...
Cancellation Of UND Women’s Hockey Was Just A Bad April Fool’s Joke
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Cancellation Of UND Women’s Hockey Was Just A Bad April Fool’s Joke

April 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – As many expected, the recent announcement that the famed UND Women’s Hockey program at the University of North Dakota was just a complete fake-news hoax. It turns out that the university’s...
International Piano Tuner Finally Shares His Secret
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International Piano Tuner Finally Shares His Secret

March 30th, 2017 | by Special Contributor
Toney, Alabama – It would seem tuning pianos would be the perfect job for Toney Sharp but due to a personality quirk, his life has become complicated. He mistakenly trusted his new woman “friend”, and in...
FMObserver Soon To Open University Dedicated To Teaching Fake News
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FMObserver Soon To Open University Dedicated To Teaching Fake News

March 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A dream of our FMO Founding Fathers will soon come to pass: Having our very own university entirely focused on teaching every asspect of Fake News. What began as a basic remote summer camp with a few tents...
Local Hospitals Reporting Increasing Numbers Of Gogopox Cases
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Local Hospitals Reporting Increasing Numbers Of Gogopox Cases

March 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The first of many new 21st century diseases is making its presence known in the Midwest. Many over-crowded area hospitals are now reporting a sudden spike in the number of serious cases of Gogopox. This rare...
Jack Nicholson Opening A Bar In Downtown Fargo
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Jack Nicholson Opening A Bar In Downtown Fargo

March 24th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Actor Jack of the Nicholson clan plans to open a new bar in renascent downtown Fargo called The Cuckoo’s Nest. Not only does Jack Nicholson plan on opening a state-of-the-art bar in Fargo, but he also...