March 6th, 2015 | by
Nick News Of Yore: 27th May, 1899 The FM Observer is sad to report that the ravages of dysentery have claimed a valued member of our fake news agency. Our beloved secretary, Gertrude Clagbung, fought a short-lived battle with the Red...
November 24th, 2014 | by
Nick News of yore, dated 14th June, Eighteen Hundred and Ninety-Five Fargo, ND—Local cowboy Theddy Crumpsmith longs to be free, the Observer has learned. Crumpsmith is suffering from a disorder not well known to mankind; one...
September 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – On this date 90 years ago, a Fargo businessman was attacked by a very large butterfly while crossing a street in the downtown area. The man’s name was Mr. Simon Cummings who owned and operated Cummings...
August 26th, 2014 | by
Nick From the archives: 23rd of May, 1894 Fargo, ND — Area maiden Kreelen Maughth is suing the Main Avenue Tailor over what she claims is poor workmanship. Maughth says a 12¢ corset purchased over four score moons ago has had no...
