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Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack
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Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack

August 11th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Area mad scientist Viddio Burstweiler wanted to be the first man to traverse a solar eclipse’s entire path of totality as the moon followed it. He noticed that the moon’s umbral shadow will take a...
Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints
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Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints

April 20th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Via a confidentially anonymous series of trusted fake news sources, the Observer has learned that area police will be staging 420 “420 checkpoints” around the region today. Four hundred and...
Fargo Student Has Seriously Woke Minecraft
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Fargo Student Has Seriously Woke Minecraft

March 5th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – One Fargo student has taken his Minecraft building talent to surreal levels. Geil Carmeister, 12, has caught the attention of friends, teachers, and the FM Observer with his uncanny ability to depict real...
FM Observer Hiring SPAM Email Answerer
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FM Observer Hiring SPAM Email Answerer

March 3rd, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Our email address fmobserver@gmail.com has been getting its ass kicked by SPAM lately and our receptionist Blenda has been unable to keep up. Between sifting through the seemingly constant flow of corporate...
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Is Complete
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Is Complete

January 10th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There was never a doubt in our minds that in some zany alternate universe, Fargo would have its own televised daytime drama. That suspicion has nearly come to fruition with the completion of our pilot episode....
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Continues
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Continues

January 7th, 2017 | by Nick
In case you’ve been living under a rock with a rock on top of it, you are unaware that we’ve been piecing together an exciting new soap opera for Fargo, based in Fargo and with Fargo-ish overtones. Do you want to be...
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!

January 5th, 2017 | by Nick
With all the hubbub over a drama series based on and in our quiet town, we are providing interested parties with a rough draft of opening scenes from the much-anticipated pilot episode of Fargo Family, Fargo’s first...
Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man
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Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man

December 21st, 2016 | by Nick
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, says one Fargo man. What he means is where there’s shoe tossing, there is an unabated malevolence permeating the souls of area teens. The presence of shoes dangling from power...
Area Man’s Unhealthy Obsession With Celebrity Revealed In Cryptic Letter
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Area Man’s Unhealthy Obsession With Celebrity Revealed In Cryptic Letter

December 19th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The ever-observant FMO staff acquired an intriguing bit of loot during a recent dog walk. “What is it, boy? What do you got there? No, leave it, it’s trash.” However, it was clear that this was...
Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space
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Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space

November 30th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Sertoma Club is again providing a dazzling display of diodes and doodads. Holiday Lights In Lindenwood Park is open to the public and boy, is it impressive. So impressive, in fact, that if...