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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Is Complete
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Is Complete

January 10th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There was never a doubt in our minds that in some zany alternate universe, Fargo would have its own televised daytime drama. That suspicion has nearly come to fruition with the completion of our pilot episode....
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Continues
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Continues

January 7th, 2017 | by Nick
In case you’ve been living under a rock with a rock on top of it, you are unaware that we’ve been piecing together an exciting new soap opera for Fargo, based in Fargo and with Fargo-ish overtones. Do you want to be...
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!

January 5th, 2017 | by Nick
With all the hubbub over a drama series based on and in our quiet town, we are providing interested parties with a rough draft of opening scenes from the much-anticipated pilot episode of Fargo Family, Fargo’s first...
Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man
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Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man

December 21st, 2016 | by Nick
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, says one Fargo man. What he means is where there’s shoe tossing, there is an unabated malevolence permeating the souls of area teens. The presence of shoes dangling from power...
Area Man’s Unhealthy Obsession With Celebrity Revealed In Cryptic Letter
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Area Man’s Unhealthy Obsession With Celebrity Revealed In Cryptic Letter

December 19th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The ever-observant FMO staff acquired an intriguing bit of loot during a recent dog walk. “What is it, boy? What do you got there? No, leave it, it’s trash.” However, it was clear that this was...
Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space
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Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space

November 30th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Sertoma Club is again providing a dazzling display of diodes and doodads. Holiday Lights In Lindenwood Park is open to the public and boy, is it impressive. So impressive, in fact, that if...
Area Clowns Needed To Scare Off Pipeline Protesters
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Area Clowns Needed To Scare Off Pipeline Protesters

October 27th, 2016 | by Nick
“Clean them clowns off our city streets ‘n get em out to the pipeline” Fargo, ND – Authorities think they’ve found a solution for all the unwelcome clowns we’ve noticed lately. Clowning around...
Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop
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Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop

October 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo: The Witching Hour is nigh upon you. Famed Hollywood actress Tilda Swinton, best known for her superior acting prowess, is spearheading Breast Cancer Awareness month by bringing one of her lesser-known talents on a...
Pokemon Go Trainer Wants Your Ass In His Class
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Pokemon Go Trainer Wants Your Ass In His Class

August 12th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There is high local demand for Pokegoods and Pokeservices now that the hot new app Pokemon Go has taken America by storm. People of all ages are looking to level-up as they embark on a quest to “catch them...
Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole
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Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole

July 5th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – After many years of wondering, pontificating and scouring its whereabouts, the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body has finally revealed itself. Shortly after a gaping sinkhole opened up on 9th avenue and 42nd...