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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive
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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

August 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...
Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack
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Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack

August 11th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Area mad scientist Viddio Burstweiler wanted to be the first man to traverse a solar eclipse’s entire path of totality as the moon followed it. He noticed that the moon’s umbral shadow will take a...
VooDoo Sun Doctor To Fix Global Warming
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VooDoo Sun Doctor To Fix Global Warming

March 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Alice Springs, Australia – A young VooDoo priest who calls himself Legba (pronounced Leg-Ba) claims he can actually help Planet Earth with its global warming “fever”. Mr. Legba has apparently done some...