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Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...

‘The Fargo Syndrome’ Beginning To Affect Many Fargoans

Fargo, ND – Many clinics have begun reporting cases of people suffering from the effects of The Fargo Syndrome. Doctors say it is comes from a fermenting combination of: the long cold winter, a lack of sun and warm fresh...

Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...

VooDoo Sun Doctor To Fix Global Warming

Alice Springs, Australia – A young VooDoo priest who calls himself Legba (pronounced Leg-Ba) claims he can actually help Planet Earth with its global warming “fever”. Mr. Legba has apparently done some...

Swiss woman attempts to live on sunlight; dies

Switzerland (AP) – A Swiss newspaper is reporting that a woman who recently attempted a sort of “spiritual journey” that requires fasting both food AND water while only to live off the incredibly harmful rays of...