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Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert
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Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert

July 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Apparently Paul McCartney enjoyed playing his music in Fargo so much, that he’s coming back for an encore concert. “Yah, I really got a kick out of Fargo, so we decided to do it again, yah...
WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion
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WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion

July 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – The drunkenly popular WE Fest celebration of country music at the Soo Pass Ranch has been cancelled for 2014 due to serious health concerns. The annual outdoor music festival was scheduled for August...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lupe Fiasco ft. Ty Dolla $ign – (Next To It)
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lupe Fiasco ft. Ty Dolla $ign – (Next To It)

June 28th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
First of all, that’s not a glitch in your web browser title.  That’s just how original mr. dolla sign is.  Replacing the S with a $ symbol.  So very clever.  Never seen that before. Alright, now to the terrible...
The Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Comes Back to Fargo
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The Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Comes Back to Fargo

June 17th, 2014 | by Nick
“It’s only after we’ve done everything that we’re free to do anything” was what Tyler Durden said in the movie Fight Club (or something like that–I may have slightly butchered the quote). That...
USS Enterprise Coming To Fargo Airport
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USS Enterprise Coming To Fargo Airport

May 30th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Whether you’re a faithful fan of Star Trek or not, everyone can get excited about an upcoming visit to Fargo by a famous legendary icon. The starship USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is scheduled to come to Fargo...
World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody
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World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody

May 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days
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Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days

May 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
FM Observer Photo Caption Contest
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FM Observer Photo Caption Contest

May 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
As promised, it is time once again for another FM Observer Photo Caption Contest! It’s time to put on your thinking caps and brainstorm your best captions to go with this picture. There is no limit to the number of entries...
Control Freak Sentenced to 100 Hours Jazz Music
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Control Freak Sentenced to 100 Hours Jazz Music

April 28th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – When a disagreement over how her groceries were being bagged escalated into a screaming brawl, Wanda Tite found herself in handcuffs. Charged with public disturbance, harassment and assault, the mother of three...
Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable
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Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable

April 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...