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Bruce Jenner Announcing Sect Change During Two Hour Television Special
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Bruce Jenner Announcing Sect Change During Two Hour Television Special

April 24th, 2015 | by Mike
Bruce Jenner, famed former Olympian and step-father to the Kardashian family, plans to announce his sect change during a television special with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Jenner will be changing his sect from Lutheran to Methodist....
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25-year-old Fargo woman receives 5 years in prison for illegal video game tournaments

April 1st, 2015 | by Nick
25-year-old Fargo woman receives 5 years in prison for illegal video game tournaments Fargo, ND – An afternoon filled with fun and games took turn for the weird when Bismarck police raided the home of Ivana Mann who was charged...
The Times They Are A Changin’
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The Times They Are A Changin’

March 8th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Time Square, Washington – Are you one of the many who forgot to move your clocks ahead last night? Tonya Jo Thornbird from Fargo admitted: “Because we forgot to change our clocks, we missed our flight at the airport,...
Older Co-Worker Finally Receives Validation
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Older Co-Worker Finally Receives Validation

March 5th, 2015 | by Nick
Tim McWinters has been at this 40 hours a week thing for a long, long time. He’s been with the company nearly as long as it’s been around. The aged one doesn’t think he’s made much of an impact over the...
Older Co-Worker Overheard Your Conversation, Is Pissed
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Older Co-Worker Overheard Your Conversation, Is Pissed

March 5th, 2015 | by Nick
Oh crap. Tim in accounting is about to lose his cool. He just heard one of those darn know-it-all millennials call him a geezer behind his back. Or did he? His hearing isn’t so good anymore. “Those young...
Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback
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Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
If you want to have childish fun at work, you better make sure you don’t get caught. That’s the risk you take when you watch fail vids and barf vids during business hours. In order to combat this risk, you need to...
Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation
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Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
The awkward drudgery of interpersonal small talk was brought to an abrupt halt today for one area man. Mike Pancake was nearly out of things to talk about with his rambling co-worker Randy when the gods finally smiled upon...
United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS
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United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS

February 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
Retro Spective Of Johnnny’s Last 100 Posts
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Retro Spective Of Johnnny’s Last 100 Posts

February 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Since 200 is such a nice round number (and Roman Numeral CC), it was decided to use the occasion of my 200th post to take a trip down memory lane. South Park celebrated its 200th episode by calling it simply “200”. It...
Win A New Robot For The New Year
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Win A New Robot For The New Year

December 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – It is time once again for some lucky person or family to have a chance to Win-A-Robot. This particular robot is programmed to do multiple tasks such as: lift your car, crack an egg, answer the doorbell,...