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Woman Denies Ring, Wants Something Shinier
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Woman Denies Ring, Wants Something Shinier

September 18th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Minneapolis, MN — Lucy Bricklow of Minneapolis rejected her would-be fiancé’s proposal claiming the 57 thousand dollar, 3.06 carat diamond engagement just wasn’t shiny enough to woo her. Bricklow, hailing...
Apple iDine Designs Leaked
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Apple iDine Designs Leaked

September 16th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Cupertino, CA — As excitement builds for the release of the iPhone 6, Apple software designer John Feltzbar accidentally released plans for the iDine collection scheduled to go on sale next summer. iDine will consist...
Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”
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Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”

September 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been considering becoming independent from the local power grid and avoiding those monthly bills? Did a large branch just fall in your backyard and wipe out your power lines and you’re wondering...
Star Trek Captain Janeway Wearing Prison Orange For Being Romulan Spy
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Star Trek Captain Janeway Wearing Prison Orange For Being Romulan Spy

August 29th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Enterprise, Alabama – USS Enterprise Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Star Trek Federation has been convicted of being a Romulan spy. It turns out that her actual (Romulan) name is Galina “Red” Reznikov. Ms....
FMO Launching FMO-TV From New FMO Corporate Headquarters
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FMO Launching FMO-TV From New FMO Corporate Headquarters

August 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After weeks of around-the-clock construction, the new FM Observer corporate headquarters is finally done. This will not only be the main offices of your favorite FMObserver.com but will also be the exciting...
Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead
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Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead

August 17th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...
Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert
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Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert

July 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Apparently Paul McCartney enjoyed playing his music in Fargo so much, that he’s coming back for an encore concert. “Yah, I really got a kick out of Fargo, so we decided to do it again, yah...
WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion
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WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion

July 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – The drunkenly popular WE Fest celebration of country music at the Soo Pass Ranch has been cancelled for 2014 due to serious health concerns. The annual outdoor music festival was scheduled for August...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lupe Fiasco ft. Ty Dolla $ign – (Next To It)
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lupe Fiasco ft. Ty Dolla $ign – (Next To It)

June 28th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
First of all, that’s not a glitch in your web browser title.  That’s just how original mr. dolla sign is.  Replacing the S with a $ symbol.  So very clever.  Never seen that before. Alright, now to the terrible...
The Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Comes Back to Fargo
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The Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Comes Back to Fargo

June 17th, 2014 | by Nick
“It’s only after we’ve done everything that we’re free to do anything” was what Tyler Durden said in the movie Fight Club (or something like that–I may have slightly butchered the quote). That...