Celebrity

The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?
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The FM Observer Asks: Is Your Collection Of Celebrity Nude Pics Secure?

November 16th, 2014 | by Nick
In light of the recent celebrity iCloud photo leak disgustingly titled The Fappening, the Observer would like to know exactly what you’re doing to keep your newly acquired treasure trove of Jennifer Lawrence/Kate Upton/Kim...
Fargo Man Seriously Injured In Giant Jenga Accident
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Fargo Man Seriously Injured In Giant Jenga Accident

November 6th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – A fun night with friends took a terrifying turn after a Giant Jenga game suddenly collapsed, authorities say. Fargo firefighters rescued local resident, Pete Saykes from the pile of Giant Jenga pieces around 2...
Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas
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Consider Giving Komodo Dragons For Christmas

November 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dragoon, AZ – Are you looking to give your loved ones a Christmas gift to show how much you cherish their existence in your life? Consider giving them a full-grown Komodo Dragon. Would you like to give your sworn enemies...
Downtown Project Seeks To Turn Street Vomit Into Barf Art
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Downtown Project Seeks To Turn Street Vomit Into Barf Art

October 23rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – The growing problem of vomit in the streets of downtown Fargo due to late-night binge drinkers has had city leaders’ stomachs churning for some time. However, a local group of forward-thinkers believe they...
Vin Diesel Scares Off Potential Ebola Infection
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Vin Diesel Scares Off Potential Ebola Infection

October 14th, 2014 | by Nick
Dallas, TX—Certifiably intimidating screen actor Vin Diesel, in Dallas filming the newest installment of The Fast & Furious movie franchise, has reportedly stonewalled a potential ebola infection. Diesel, who we’re...
New Green Shoes Designed To Lessen Carbon Footprints
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New Green Shoes Designed To Lessen Carbon Footprints

October 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Greenspring, PA – The Federal Government, secretly working in conjunction with Algore, has designed a new Green Shoe to help lessen each person’s carbon footprints. Here are some important facts you need to know about...
Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

September 30th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Living organizers of the International Ghost Convention have just announced that the next International Ghost Convention will be held in Fargo, North Dakota on Friday night, October 31st, or as most spiritual...
Woman Denies Ring, Wants Something Shinier
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Woman Denies Ring, Wants Something Shinier

September 18th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Minneapolis, MN — Lucy Bricklow of Minneapolis rejected her would-be fiancé’s proposal claiming the 57 thousand dollar, 3.06 carat diamond engagement just wasn’t shiny enough to woo her. Bricklow, hailing...
Apple iDine Designs Leaked
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Apple iDine Designs Leaked

September 16th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Cupertino, CA — As excitement builds for the release of the iPhone 6, Apple software designer John Feltzbar accidentally released plans for the iDine collection scheduled to go on sale next summer. iDine will consist...
Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”
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Many Fargo Homes Choosing To Go “Off The Grid”

September 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been considering becoming independent from the local power grid and avoiding those monthly bills? Did a large branch just fall in your backyard and wipe out your power lines and you’re wondering...