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International Piano Tuner Finally Shares His Secret
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International Piano Tuner Finally Shares His Secret

March 30th, 2017 | by Special Contributor
Toney, Alabama – It would seem tuning pianos would be the perfect job for Toney Sharp but due to a personality quirk, his life has become complicated. He mistakenly trusted his new woman “friend”, and in...
Andrew WK To Give Up Partying For Lent
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Andrew WK To Give Up Partying For Lent

March 2nd, 2017 | by Nick
Palo Alto, CA – The Observer has learned, via a tweet posted on Facebook via a StumbleUpon to Reddit cross-post, that famous party animal Andrew WK has formally given up partying for lent. During the next 39 or so days, WK...
Horoscopes For The Week Of September 25, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of September 25, 2016

September 25th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram It will be difficult to verbalize what you’re feeling later this week, especially tied to that chair with duct tape over your mouth. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The Bull...
Horoscopes For The Week Of May 8, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of May 8, 2016

May 7th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Careful planning and attention to detail will be important as you undertake a new challenge, because mastering that “Crushed Glass and Arsenic Brownies” recipe is going to be...
Horoscopes For The Week Of April 8, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of April 8, 2016

April 8th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram An incriminating secret from your past will bubble to the surface, forcing you to admit that using Alka Seltzer tablets to weigh down that body in the river was definitely your second...
Horoscopes For The Week Of March 27, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of March 27, 2016

March 26th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram An exciting new relationship begins to take shape this week, and even with your diminished lung capacity you should have that doll fully blown up by Thursday at the latest. Taurus (April...
Horoscopes For The Week Of March 13, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of March 13, 2016

March 12th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram An interesting series of events will take your personal life to a new level this week. Unfortunately, you will learn that counselors refer to it as “rock bottom”. Taurus...
FMO’s Final Interview With David Bowie
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FMO’s Final Interview With David Bowie

March 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Manhattan, NY – Here is a portion of the FM Observer’s final interview with David Bowie: FMO: Would you describe yourself as a serious kind of guy? David Bowie: I’m always amazed that people take what I say...
Horoscopes For The Week Of February 26, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of February 26, 2016

February 25th, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram The stars acknowledge that you’re seeing some real benefits from taking Yoga classes, though the truth is, it’s actually your moral flexibility that concerns them the most....
Horoscopes For The Week Of February 4, 2016
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Horoscopes For The Week Of February 4, 2016

February 3rd, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Take time to really enjoy the first half of your Superbowl party this weekend. It will become a cherished memory of how good your life was before “The Buffalo Wing...