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FMObserver Donates Valuable Work Of Art To Popular Soup Kitchen To Boost Morale

๐”ฝ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐•๐•ช ๐”ฝ๐•’๐•”๐•– by Amsterdam Douglass has an appraised value of $350,000

Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has announced plans to donate a very valuable work of art to the Second Lutheran Church soup kitchen in a magnanimous effort to boost mid-winter morale.

The soup kitchen, cleverly called “The Souper Bowl”, is located next to the Second Lutheran Church, and is one of the most popular soup kitchens this side of Dilworth.

The work of art which is being donated by the FM Observer is an infamous painting by Sir Amsterdam Douglass who recently came out of retirement just to create this masterpiece for “The Souper Bowl”.

The painting is entitled ๐”ฝ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐•๐•ช ๐”ฝ๐•’๐•”๐•–, which Amsterdam Douglass reportedly painted of his grandson Omar, supposedly after eating a healthy portion of magic mushrooms.

Everyone who reads this post is invited to visit “The Souper Bowl”, and see ๐”ฝ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐•๐•ช ๐”ฝ๐•’๐•”๐•– up on the wall, while enjoying some mushroom soup.

Vin Diesel To Donate 4,000-Gallon Collection Of Distilled Tears To Flint, MI

Genuine heart

Genuine heartย 


Not happy tears

Hollywood, CA – Contrary to what we all had thought, acclaimed movie badass and feared megaman Vin Diesel isn’t 100% ferocious.ย 

No! Upon hearing of the Flint water crisis, he’s takenย the call to donate to this long-term need. Diesel will be sending them his 4,000-gallon repository of cried human tears.

He keeps a hugeย stock of distilledย tears on hand that keep him “lit”.ย 

“Sadness tearsย give me that edge. They get drank [sic] before a lift or a shoot,” Diesel growled in between bites of raw tiger meat. “So i’ll give ’em to Flint.”

When asked where the heck he got 4,000 gallons of distilled tears, Diesel vehemently denied harvestingย them. Instead, he claims, he gets them from an anonymous source in Dubai. “Flint can have what I got. I’ll just get more.”