November 30th, 2015 | by
Nick Los Angeles, CA – The Sportscasters Guild of America held its annual awards ceremony late yesterday. The highlight of the evening (and of every SGA awards show) was the handing out of the coveted Perseverance Award. This is...
October 24th, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...
October 9th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Pink, Oklahoma – In case you didn’t receive the memo, all football fanatics are supposed to wear something pink every day to show their support for the NFL. If you don’t have anything pink to wear, then just...
September 13th, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
August 4th, 2014 | by
Nick New York, NY—In an ongoing measure to protect the quarterback and reduce the amount of on-field concussions, the NFL is giving its offenses a huge advantage by allowing them to use 12 players as opposed to the defense’s...
July 31st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Mankato, MN – Former Attorney General Janet Reno has been named the new Special Teams coach for the Minnesota Vikings. Just as she was the first woman to serve as the United States Attorney General, she will also be the...
July 30th, 2014 | by
Nick VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2014 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple People Eaters will...
July 25th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – North Dakota is excited by the NFL’s announcement that it has landed one of eight new team franchises. The latest NFL expansion is adding one team to each of its eight divisions. The North Dakota...
Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...
New York, NY–A little over 5 days ’til NFL draft talking heads shut up for another year, the Observer has learned. At long last, Mel Kiper’s perfect hair and Todd McShay’s boyish charm are slated to expire...
