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Jim Nantz Receives Sportscasters Guild Perseverance Award For Putting Up With Phil Simms
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Jim Nantz Receives Sportscasters Guild Perseverance Award For Putting Up With Phil Simms

November 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA – The Sportscasters Guild of America held its annual awards ceremony late yesterday. The highlight of the evening (and of every SGA awards show) was the handing out of the coveted Perseverance Award. This is...
NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning
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NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning

October 24th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...
Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL
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Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL

October 9th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – In case you didn’t receive the memo, all football fanatics are supposed to wear something pink every day to show their support for the NFL. If you don’t have anything pink to wear, then just...
Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position
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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

September 13th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
NFL to Allow Teams to Use 12 Offensive Players At A Time
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NFL to Allow Teams to Use 12 Offensive Players At A Time

August 4th, 2014 | by Nick
New York, NY—In an ongoing measure to protect the quarterback and reduce the amount of on-field concussions, the NFL is giving its offenses a huge advantage by allowing them to use 12 players as opposed to the defense’s...
Janet Reno Named New Vikings Special Teams Coach
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Janet Reno Named New Vikings Special Teams Coach

July 31st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Mankato, MN – Former Attorney General Janet Reno has been named the new Special Teams coach for the Minnesota Vikings. Just as she was the first woman to serve as the United States Attorney General, she will also be the...
National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW
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National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW

July 30th, 2014 | by Nick
VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2014 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple People Eaters will...
North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams
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North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams

July 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – North Dakota is excited by the NFL’s announcement that it has landed one of eight new team franchises. The latest NFL expansion is adding one team to each of its eight divisions. The North Dakota...
BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson
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BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson

May 8th, 2014 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...
Only Five Days Until NFL Draft Speculation Finally Ends
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Only Five Days Until NFL Draft Speculation Finally Ends

May 5th, 2014 | by Nick
New York, NY–A little over 5 days ’til NFL draft talking heads shut up for another year, the Observer has learned. At long last, Mel Kiper’s perfect hair and Todd McShay’s boyish charm are slated to expire...