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Are NFL Draft Hopefuls Tanking To Avoid Being Drafted By The Browns? An FM Observer Investigative Report
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Are NFL Draft Hopefuls Tanking To Avoid Being Drafted By The Browns? An FM Observer Investigative Report

April 29th, 2014 | by Nick
  Cleveland, OH—An FM Observer investigative report concludes without a doubt that a number of surefire first-round NFL draft picks have been under-performing for scouts at the combine and during private team workouts in...
5 Things To Do Instead of Watch Super Bowl XLVIII
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5 Things To Do Instead of Watch Super Bowl XLVIII

February 2nd, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  Most likely everyone you know will be watching The Stoner Bowl 2014.  However, you hate football and have no interest in watching grown adults wrastle each other over cow skin.  Here are 5 simple things you can do...
Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Denied Being Gay
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Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Denied Being Gay

January 5th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Green Gay, Wisconsin – Shortly after quarterback Aaron Rodgers recently denied being gay, he came out and denied that he made the original denial. The starr quarterback for the Green Bay Packers is essentially denying that...
Christain Ponder To Play Kicker
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Christain Ponder To Play Kicker

August 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Minneapolis, MN  – Exciting and unusual news coming out of the Minnesota Vikings camp this morning.  The word on the street is that Christian Ponder will give up his quarterback position to play Kicker. Leslie Frazier...
Christian Ponder Was The 12th Overall Pick In The 2011 Draft
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Christian Ponder Was The 12th Overall Pick In The 2011 Draft

August 15th, 2013 | by Nick
A little over two years ago, the Purple saw what they thought was a precious jewel. An opportunity to fill a need. After many MONTHS of scouting that included team workouts, the NFL Combine, player interviews, relentless film...
Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England
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Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England

June 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Boston, MA—We were just sitting there enjoying a Tebow-free NFL offseason when suddenly the New England Patriots signed the Chosen One to a two-year contract. Damn it. Tim Tebow was plucked from relative obscurity by Bill...
Christian Ponder Excited to Study Under Starting QB Matt Cassel
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Christian Ponder Excited to Study Under Starting QB Matt Cassel

May 29th, 2013 | by Nick
Mankato, MN—Minnesota Vikings organized team activities (OTAs) have officially gotten underway at Winter Park. No one player is as excited as Christian Ponder. Ponder is treating OTAs as a prime opportunity to learn from...
Washington Redskins Name Change Contest
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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest

May 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
Peyton Manning to Tim Tebow: “Cut That Meat!”
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Peyton Manning to Tim Tebow: “Cut That Meat!”

April 29th, 2013 | by Nick
New York, NY – As many in the NFL landscape are being made aware today, the New York Jets have finally released freed the chosen one, Tim Tebow. Tebow, upon hearing the news of his release, had this to say: “I’m...
LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!
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LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!

January 24th, 2013 | by Nick
As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...