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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position
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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

September 13th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW
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National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW

July 30th, 2014 | by Nick
VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2014 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple People Eaters will...
Minnesota Twins preview: Ron Gardenhire promises 2014 season
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Minnesota Twins preview: Ron Gardenhire promises 2014 season

February 28th, 2014 | by Nick
Fort Myers, FL – With Major League Baseball spring training officially underway in Fort Myers, media people went belly up to the podium for a little preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy,...
Christian Ponder Was The 12th Overall Pick In The 2011 Draft
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Christian Ponder Was The 12th Overall Pick In The 2011 Draft

August 15th, 2013 | by Nick
A little over two years ago, the Purple saw what they thought was a precious jewel. An opportunity to fill a need. After many MONTHS of scouting that included team workouts, the NFL Combine, player interviews, relentless film...
Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England
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Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England

June 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Boston, MA—We were just sitting there enjoying a Tebow-free NFL offseason when suddenly the New England Patriots signed the Chosen One to a two-year contract. Damn it. Tim Tebow was plucked from relative obscurity by Bill...
Washington Redskins Name Change Contest
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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest

May 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
Whole Lot of Boner At The Summit League Women’s Golf Championship
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Whole Lot of Boner At The Summit League Women’s Golf Championship

April 23rd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
KELLER, Texas  – The first round of the Summit League women’s championship took place on Monday. North Dakota State University had four golfers finish in the top ten.  Senior Amy Anderson and freshman Hailey Boner are...
LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!
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LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!

January 24th, 2013 | by Nick
As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...
NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl
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NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl

December 27th, 2012 | by Nick
New York, NY – The National Football League Pro Bowl roster was announced recently, and much to the relief of many players around the league, they were not included. The Pro Bowl has become an inconvenience of sorts for NFL...
Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick
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Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick

December 13th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – There is much rejoicing to be done today as the Minnesota Vikings coaching staff has finally pulled the plug on the Ponder experiment. Head Coach Leslie Frazier: “Ponder was a guy who we thought...