September 19th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Sign up now for the hottest monthly newsletter to hit the region since the Pony Express. The new Noble Sheet Newsletter will freely be available to everyone for a nominal fee of $120 per year. Not only will...
February 12th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Game Lodge, SD – Many are seriously questioning how Curling became an Olympic “sport” and why it still remains one? Compared to anything done on skis or skates, it seems that Curling is more in the category of...
November 10th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Viking, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback controversy seems to finally be resolving itself in dramatic fashion. Whilst Sam Bradford is heading to the Injured Reserve list, the Minisoda Vikings have signed Debra...
September 13th, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
July 30th, 2014 | by
Nick VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2014 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple People Eaters will...
February 28th, 2014 | by
Nick Fort Myers, FL – With Major League Baseball spring training officially underway in Fort Myers, media people went belly up to the podium for a little preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy,...
August 15th, 2013 | by
Nick A little over two years ago, the Purple saw what they thought was a precious jewel. An opportunity to fill a need. After many MONTHS of scouting that included team workouts, the NFL Combine, player interviews, relentless film...
June 14th, 2013 | by
Nick Boston, MA—We were just sitting there enjoying a Tebow-free NFL offseason when suddenly the New England Patriots signed the Chosen One to a two-year contract. Damn it. Tim Tebow was plucked from relative obscurity by Bill...
May 6th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
April 23rd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns KELLER, Texas – The first round of the Summit League women’s championship took place on Monday. North Dakota State University had four golfers finish in the top ten. Senior Amy Anderson and freshman Hailey Boner are...
