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Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target...
- Posted 13 days ago
Whole Lot of Boner At The Summit League Women’s Golf Championship
KELLER, Texas - The first round of the Summit League women’s championship took place on Monday. North Dakota State University had four golfers finish in the top ten. Senior Amy Anderson and freshman Hailey Boner are tied for...
- Posted 26 days ago
Twins Season Preview: Gardenhire Lowering Expectations Even Further In 2013
Minneapolis, MN – With the season opener a mere handful of days away, baseball fans and media people are looking for some preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy, candid as always, indicated that the...
- Posted 52 days ago
LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!
As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair...
- Posted 115 days ago
NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl
New York, NY – The National Football League Pro Bowl roster was announced recently, and much to the relief of many players around the league, they were not included. The Pro Bowl has become an inconvenience of...
- Posted 143 days ago
Vikings bench Ponder, replace him with broomstick
Minneapolis, MN – There is much rejoicing to be done today as the Minnesota Vikings coaching staff has finally pulled the plug on the Ponder experiment. Head Coach Leslie Frazier: “Ponder was a guy who we thought...
- Posted 156 days ago
WNBA game suspended after ball gets stuck between rim and backboard
Minneapolis, MN – A recent professional Women’s National Basketball Association game between the Minnesota Lynx and the Atlanta Dream suffered a stoppage in play after the ball became lodged between the rim and the backboard. A Lynx...
- Posted 231 days ago
National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW
VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2012 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple will break out of...
- Posted 271 days ago
Bill Burns Wins RRVF Minnow Racing Championship
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer’s own Bill Burns took home the Red River Valley Fair Minnow Racing Tournament championship trophy on Friday with what many in the minnow racing community are calling a truly legendary...
- Posted 307 days ago
Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name
Minneapolis, MN – As the twilight years of yet another Minnesota sports team near their bittersweet end, the owner of the Minnesota Vikings is keeping the lines of communication with the fan base open. Knowing that a...
- Posted 395 days ago