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Male Who Identifies As Female To Compete In Next Miss North Dakota Pageant

Williston, ND – The next Miss North Dakota pageant will include its first-ever male competitor. Hannah Bouncy who grew up on the outskirts of Zap, North Dakota is biologically male but she has totally identified as being...

Women Moving To Venus And Leaving Men Behind

Venus, FL – With men mostly in charge of things here on Earth, and with the general state of affairs going from bad to worse, women are banding together to head out to their very own beautiful planet: Venus! Earth women are...

Vikings Place Sam Bradford On Injured Reserve And Activate Debra Getty-Widder

Viking, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback controversy seems to finally be resolving itself in dramatic fashion. Whilst Sam Bradford is heading to the Injured Reserve list, the Minisoda Vikings have signed Debra...

Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters

Pink, Oklahoma – The U.S. Military working in conjunction with the color pink has come up with new pink night-vision goggles for its female fighting force. The traditional green phosphor night-vision was designed for males...