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Johnnny Venus, FL – With men mostly in charge of things here on Earth, and with the general state of affairs going from bad to worse, women are banding together to head out to their very own beautiful planet: Venus! Earth women are...
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Johnnny Viking, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback controversy seems to finally be resolving itself in dramatic fashion. Whilst Sam Bradford is heading to the Injured Reserve list, the Minisoda Vikings have signed Debra...
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Johnnny Pink, Oklahoma – The U.S. Military working in conjunction with the color pink has come up with new pink night-vision goggles for its female fighting force. The traditional green phosphor night-vision was designed for males...
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