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Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks
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Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks

August 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...
Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota
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Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota

July 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Climax, MN – A tractor that started out in Crane, Montana ended up in Climax, Minnesota thanks to a very large and fast moving tornado. Tornadologist Corry Langfitt says he’s never seen anything like it: “Yeah,...
Tsunami False Alarm Issued For State Of North Dakota
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Tsunami False Alarm Issued For State Of North Dakota

February 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Even though it did seem a bit odd at the time, a Tsunami Warning was issued for the entire state of North Dakota. Without thinking, many folks in North Dakota did have a panicky knee-jerk reaction to the...
Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’
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Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’

December 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – National weather experts will now be referring to any and all snowfall predictions in the future as Flake News in order to keep up with the changing times and tweets. The most recent example of Flake News for...
Cat Racing Coming To Fargo
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Cat Racing Coming To Fargo

November 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
President Trump To Vacation In Fargo
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President Trump To Vacation In Fargo

August 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map
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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map

July 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory
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North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

May 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota legislature has now made attending church on Sunday required by law. The bill which passed unanimously will also give a 10% tithe from each church’s offering plates to the state as a...
Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter
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Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter

January 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – We asked all of our FMO team members to brainstorm various ways to stay warm during the dead of winter here near Fargo, North Dakota. We then slowly simmered the list of a hundred ideas down into this Top...
Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity
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Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity

October 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oakes, ND –  After learning that he lived and grew up in North Dakota prior to having his brain scrambled by the CIA, Jason Bourne has decided to move home again. Jason Bourne: I am very much looking forward to once again...