Recipes For Success

Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota
0

Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota

July 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – A tourist who wishes to remain totally anonymous was chased for a mile by an angry prairie dog, who “scared the heck out of me,” after the man apparently got too close to the prairie dog during...
Norwegians Marching To Protest All Those Stupid Norwegian Jokes
0

Norwegians Marching To Protest All Those Stupid Norwegian Jokes

June 12th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Oslo, MN – Well, it was only a matter of time until they had enough and just couldn’t take it anymore. Now, many Norwegian-Americans are fed up with all those silly Norwegian jokes and being the subject of such...
New ND Governor’s Mansion Mistaken For Highway Rest Area By Many Travelers
0

New ND Governor’s Mansion Mistaken For Highway Rest Area By Many Travelers

May 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Bizmark, ND – Whether planned or unplanned is not certain at this juncture, but North Dakota’s new Governor’s Mansion looks like a highway rest area to many driving by. Many a weary traveler going across the...
Cathy’s Cat Cafe Opens In Fargo; Reviews Give It Five Meows
0

Cathy’s Cat Cafe Opens In Fargo; Reviews Give It Five Meows

March 23rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The new and hip trend of having restaurants specifically for our feline friends has finally come to Fargo! Cathy’s Cat Cafe will cater to cats by offering a full catalog of favorite cat foods and fun....
Top Ten Winter Words North Dakotans Are Getting Really Sick Of
0

Top Ten Winter Words North Dakotans Are Getting Really Sick Of

February 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Our FM Observer reporters fanned out across the region to knock on doors asking people what winter words they are getting most tired of hearing. After doing so, we then empirically compiled the comprehensive...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
0

Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
Things North Dakotans Have To Be Thankful For
0

Things North Dakotans Have To Be Thankful For

November 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...
The Pot Now Legal In Four ND Counties
0

The Pot Now Legal In Four ND Counties

November 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
With all the votes now in from the 2018 midterm elections, Measure 3 was successfully passed by a majority of voters in four North Dakota counties. So now, it will be legal for North Dakotans over the age of 20 who live in...
Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks
0

Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks

August 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...
Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota
0

Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota

July 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Climax, MN – A tractor that started out in Crane, Montana ended up in Climax, Minnesota thanks to a very large and fast moving tornado. Tornadologist Corry Langfitt says he’s never seen anything like it: “Yeah,...