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Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’
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Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’

December 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – National weather experts will now be referring to any and all snowfall predictions in the future as Flake News in order to keep up with the changing times and tweets. The most recent example of Flake News for...
Cat Racing Coming To Fargo
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Cat Racing Coming To Fargo

November 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
President Trump To Vacation In Fargo
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President Trump To Vacation In Fargo

August 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map
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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map

July 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory
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North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

May 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota legislature has now made attending church on Sunday required by law. The bill which passed unanimously will also give a 10% tithe from each church’s offering plates to the state as a...
Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter
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Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter

January 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – We asked all of our FMO team members to brainstorm various ways to stay warm during the dead of winter here near Fargo, North Dakota. We then slowly simmered the list of a hundred ideas down into this Top...
Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity
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Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity

October 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oakes, ND –  After learning that he lived and grew up in North Dakota prior to having his brain scrambled by the CIA, Jason Bourne has decided to move home again. Jason Bourne: I am very much looking forward to once again...
North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag
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North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag

April 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – After the Fighting Sioux won their eighth national hockey championship, and with the fifth straight national title for the NDSU Bison football team, North Dakota has decided to change its state flag and...
Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her
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Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her

April 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Dorothea Toppen went to the 2016 North Dakota Democrat Convention wanting to caucus but no one would caucus with her. So, Dorothea Toppen is planning on filing a lawsuit against the North Dakota Democrat...
Pinochle Banned In The State Of North Dakota
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Pinochle Banned In The State Of North Dakota

March 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – In its infinite wisdom, the state of North Dakota has banned the game of Pinochle. Based on an anonymous complaint from Mr. Simon DeFalco that some other seasoned citizens were playing Pinochle for untaxed...