February 4th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Richmond, Virginia – After boasting that he won a dance contest in the 1980s by doing Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk, leading Democratix are calling on Virginia’s governor Northam to do the moonwalk....
February 19th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...
February 29th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Rachel Maddow has stunned the political world by announcing that she is running for Governor of the great state of North Dakota. Most people know Rachel Maddow as a popular political commentator who hosts the...
October 14th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – North Dakota has finally decided to build a new Governor’s Mansion, since its current one looks like an out-dated, dilapidated, detached garage. The Capitol Grounds Planning Commission basically told...