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New ND Governor’s Mansion Mistaken For Highway Rest Area By Many Travelers

Bizmark, ND – Whether planned or unplanned is not certain at this juncture, but North Dakota’s new Governor’s Mansion looks like a highway rest area to many driving by. Many a weary traveler going across the...

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Being Pressured To Do The Moonwalk

Richmond, Virginia – After boasting that he won a dance contest in the 1980s by doing Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk, leading Democratix are calling on Virginia’s governor Northam to do the moonwalk....

ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans

Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...

Rachel Maddow Announces She’s Running For Governor Of North Dakota

Bismarck, ND – Rachel Maddow has stunned the political world by announcing that she is running for Governor of the great state of North Dakota. Most people know Rachel Maddow as a popular political commentator who hosts the...

New ND Governor’s Mansion To Be Way Nicer Than South Dakota’s

Bismarck, ND – North Dakota has finally decided to build a new Governor’s Mansion, since its current one looks like an out-dated, dilapidated, detached garage. The Capitol Grounds Planning Commission basically told...