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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo
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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

August 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...
Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile
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Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

August 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...
Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?
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Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?

July 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...
Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down
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Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down

June 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Wetonka, SD – With the sudden gradual onset of Global Wetting, marshlands in our area are beginning to get really bogged down. “These low-lying wetlands are becoming so darned waterlogged that some are now being...
Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media
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Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media

September 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Palm Beach, FL – After Rush Limbaugh suggested that Hurricane Irma is merely a liberal hoax, Hurricane Limbaugh suddenly popped up in its place and is expected to stir things up on the mainland. Obviously caused by climate...
Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive
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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

August 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...
Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency
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Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency

August 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Meltonville, Iowa – Due to increasingly increasing high and low temperatures throughout the Upper Midwest region, unmelted ice is beginning to become the new currency in this post-Global Warming economy. Based on his own...
Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber
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Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber

July 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lincoln, MT – Experts are divided on what exactly caused the rare 5.8 earthquake that recently struck western Montana. One school of thought is that Global Fracking was the cause of the quake. “All those fracking oil...
Amsterdam Douglass Donates Priceless Painting For Global Cooling Fundraiser
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Amsterdam Douglass Donates Priceless Painting For Global Cooling Fundraiser

May 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – To get things kicked off for our Annual Global Cooling Silent Auction Fundraiser, local artist Amsterdam Douglass has graciously donated his amazing work called True Blue Sky. Amsterdam Douglass:...
Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon
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Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

February 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...