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Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?
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Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?

July 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...
Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down
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Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down

June 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Wetonka, SD – With the sudden gradual onset of Global Wetting, marshlands in our area are beginning to get really bogged down. “These low-lying wetlands are becoming so darned waterlogged that some are now being...
Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica
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Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica

May 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
South Pole, Antarctica – History has once again been made as the southern-most continent has elected its first penguin president. Skipper Kowalski along with his wife Frieda will be moving into the presidential ice palace...
Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

February 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The city of Fargo has been abuzz ever since the International Olympic Committee announced that Fargo, North Dakota will host the next Winter Games. When Fargo first bid for the Winter Olympic Games, most people...
Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas
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Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas

December 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...
Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away
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Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away

November 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100. Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only...
Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media
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Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media

September 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Palm Beach, FL – After Rush Limbaugh suggested that Hurricane Irma is merely a liberal hoax, Hurricane Limbaugh suddenly popped up in its place and is expected to stir things up on the mainland. Obviously caused by climate...
Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency
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Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency

August 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Meltonville, Iowa – Due to increasingly increasing high and low temperatures throughout the Upper Midwest region, unmelted ice is beginning to become the new currency in this post-Global Warming economy. Based on his own...
Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States
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Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

July 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...
Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’
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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’

June 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our new staff droutologist Dr. Rod Guth has just issued his final report on the area drought. Rod believes that short-term dry conditions coupled with the long-term Global Drying are the two main reasons...