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Because Of Global Change, Geese Don’t Know Which Direction To Migrate
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Because Of Global Change, Geese Don’t Know Which Direction To Migrate

March 14th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Goose Village, Nebraska – Wildlife biologists are noticing confusion amongst the migrating goose population. Professional bird watchers are observing that migrating geese seem “very confused” as to which...
Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus
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Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

November 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...
Things North Dakotans Have To Be Thankful For
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Things North Dakotans Have To Be Thankful For

November 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...
Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up
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Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

October 28th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...
Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct
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Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

October 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...
Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile
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Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

August 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...
Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?
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Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?

July 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...
Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down
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Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down

June 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Wetonka, SD – With the sudden gradual onset of Global Wetting, marshlands in our area are beginning to get really bogged down. “These low-lying wetlands are becoming so darned waterlogged that some are now being...
Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica
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Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica

May 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
South Pole, Antarctica – History has once again been made as the southern-most continent has elected its first penguin president. Skipper Kowalski along with his wife Frieda will be moving into the presidential ice palace...
Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

February 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The city of Fargo has been abuzz ever since the International Olympic Committee announced that Fargo, North Dakota will host the next Winter Games. When Fargo first bid for the Winter Olympic Games, most people...