Celebrity

FMO’s Final Interview With David Bowie
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FMO’s Final Interview With David Bowie

March 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Manhattan, NY – Here is a portion of the FM Observer’s final interview with David Bowie: FMO: Would you describe yourself as a serious kind of guy? David Bowie: I’m always amazed that people take what I say...
Vin Diesel To Donate 4,000-Gallon Collection Of Distilled Tears To Flint, MI
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Vin Diesel To Donate 4,000-Gallon Collection Of Distilled Tears To Flint, MI

January 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Hollywood, CA – Contrary to what we all had thought, acclaimed movie badass and feared megaman Vin Diesel isn’t 100% ferocious.  No! Upon hearing of the Flint water crisis, he’s taken the call to donate to...
Canadian Movie Star Thonn Furbeglan To Host 2016 Maple Syrup Festival
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Canadian Movie Star Thonn Furbeglan To Host 2016 Maple Syrup Festival

January 20th, 2016 | by Nick
Edmonton, AB, Canada – The syrup world is abuzz this morning with the announcement that Canadian action film star Thonn Furbeglan will be donning the flannel stageside for this year’s Maple Syrup Cookoff Festival set...
Bruce Jenner Announcing Sect Change During Two Hour Television Special
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Bruce Jenner Announcing Sect Change During Two Hour Television Special

April 24th, 2015 | by Mike
Bruce Jenner, famed former Olympian and step-father to the Kardashian family, plans to announce his sect change during a television special with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Jenner will be changing his sect from Lutheran to Methodist....
United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS
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United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS

February 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’
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Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’

December 1st, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
Vin Diesel Scares Off Potential Ebola Infection
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Vin Diesel Scares Off Potential Ebola Infection

October 14th, 2014 | by Nick
Dallas, TX—Certifiably intimidating screen actor Vin Diesel, in Dallas filming the newest installment of The Fast & Furious movie franchise, has reportedly stonewalled a potential ebola infection. Diesel, who we’re...
Star Trek Captain Janeway Wearing Prison Orange For Being Romulan Spy
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Star Trek Captain Janeway Wearing Prison Orange For Being Romulan Spy

August 29th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Enterprise, Alabama – USS Enterprise Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Star Trek Federation has been convicted of being a Romulan spy. It turns out that her actual (Romulan) name is Galina “Red” Reznikov. Ms....
Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead
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Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead

August 17th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...
Donatella Versace Shares Her Beauty Secrets
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Donatella Versace Shares Her Beauty Secrets

April 18th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – The FM Observer’s Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, caught up with the most beautiful Donatella Versace for a fun and informative interview. Enjoy! Tojo Saxton: Thanks for getting together! How have you...