March 2nd, 2017 | by
Nick Palo Alto, CA – The Observer has learned, via a tweet posted on Facebook via a StumbleUpon to Reddit cross-post, that famous party animal Andrew WK has formally given up partying for lent. During the next 39 or so days, WK...
March 4th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Manhattan, NY – Here is a portion of the FM Observer’s final interview with David Bowie: FMO: Would you describe yourself as a serious kind of guy? David Bowie: I’m always amazed that people take what I say...
January 25th, 2016 | by
Nick Hollywood, CA – Contrary to what we all had thought, acclaimed movie badass and feared megaman Vin Diesel isn’t 100% ferocious. No! Upon hearing of the Flint water crisis, he’s taken the call to donate to...
January 20th, 2016 | by
Nick Edmonton, AB, Canada – The syrup world is abuzz this morning with the announcement that Canadian action film star Thonn Furbeglan will be donning the flannel stageside for this year’s Maple Syrup Cookoff Festival set...
April 24th, 2015 | by
Mike Bruce Jenner, famed former Olympian and step-father to the Kardashian family, plans to announce his sect change during a television special with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Jenner will be changing his sect from Lutheran to Methodist....
February 16th, 2015 | by
Nick Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
December 1st, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
October 14th, 2014 | by
Nick Dallas, TX—Certifiably intimidating screen actor Vin Diesel, in Dallas filming the newest installment of The Fast & Furious movie franchise, has reportedly stonewalled a potential ebola infection. Diesel, who we’re...
August 29th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Enterprise, Alabama – USS Enterprise Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Star Trek Federation has been convicted of being a Romulan spy. It turns out that her actual (Romulan) name is Galina “Red” Reznikov. Ms....
August 17th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...
