March 5th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A Moorhead man who has stockpiled literally thousands of the much-demanded N95 facial masks is now selling them for $100 each. Mark Rhoades says that as a favor to the community, he is graciously willing to...
January 8th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The City of Moorhead is having a special all-city meeting to talk turkey. With a problematic over-abundance of wild turkeys, all options are on the table. Option #1: Turkey Adoption Program (TAP) would ask...
November 19th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – In what’s considered to be a slight deviation from the norm, Concordia College will feature all Beatles music during this year’s annual Christmas Concert. “Because the night that Jesus was...
October 23rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The bad news is things are not going well for Prince Harry and his wife and child while living in England. The good news is that Harry, Meghan Markle, and their baby Archie will soon be moving to Moorhead,...
October 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The quiet little town of Moorhead will soon be anything but once the National Zombie Apocalypse Survival Conference comes to town. What is the Zombie Apocalypse? As it’s described in the Zombible, the...
July 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
July 10th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Mr. Nevin Goodrum, who was peacefully sitting in his backyard, decided to call to the mourning dove that was sitting up in his tree by blowing into his cupped hands. After a few near-perfect calls, Mr....
June 14th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
April 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What many have been fighting for for forty four fruitless fortnights may soon finish with fruitional finality. The remains of Fort Fargo, which was originally built at the beginning of Fargo’s war with...
April 8th, 2019 | by
Johnnny East Fargo, MN – After having used it for a while now, many are seriously scratching their heads while wondering what the hell went wrong during the early planning stages of the I-94 interchange at Moorhead’s Eighth...
