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Moorhead Woman Builds House All By Herself
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Moorhead Woman Builds House All By Herself

December 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Evette Brickhouse set a lofty goal of building her own home. While sipping on a few jumbo margaritas with a friend three years ago, Ms. Brickhouse decided she wanted to build herself her own dream home...
Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Detained For Questioning
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Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Detained For Questioning

December 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities in the quirky town of Moorhead have detained a man claiming to be the real Santa. Investigators have a plan to hold the Santa Man until after Christmas to prove that either he is an impostor, or...
It’s No Longer OK To Say OK
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It’s No Longer OK To Say OK

November 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Kinderhook, NY – Saying OK is no longer considered to be politically correct according to the PC Police. Because “OK” was made popular back when Martin Van Buren was running for president under the nickname Old...
Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion
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Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion

November 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Police in the quirky town of Moorhead were very surprised to find 800 pounds of Qiameth in the trunk of a car that they found parked at a stop sign. The Qiameth, which is known to be 1,000 times more powerful...
Moorhead Names Itself The Most Scenic City In The Moorhead Area
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Moorhead Names Itself The Most Scenic City In The Moorhead Area

May 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The city that was originally named after Captain Ralph Moorhead (who opened Ralph’s Corner Bar which Moorhead subsequently tore down) is proud to announce that it has named itself the most scenic city...
Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk
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Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk

April 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
Man Hit By Train In Stable Condition While Recovering At The Morgue
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Man Hit By Train In Stable Condition While Recovering At The Morgue

April 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Police report that a man was hit by a train in Moorhead early this morning. Officer Tarin Starck believes that 1. either the man did not know where he was walking, or 2. he knew but did not know a train was...
Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer
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Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer

February 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Trelga and Nevron Broomstad simply wanted to go eat out at one of Moorhead’s finer restaurants on Valentine’s Day and then perhaps head back home to snuggle and maybe watch some reruns of reruns...
Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome
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Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome

February 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – The quaint town of Glyndon which is often merely thought of as a suburb of Dilworth will possibly soon be covered with a good-sized clear plastic dome thus making it one of the largest greenhouses in the...
Prince Look-A-Like Also Loves Purple
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Prince Look-A-Like Also Loves Purple

January 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – He looks almost exactly like Prince but his name is Piercey Asplin, who is still living, and does so in the quirky town of Moorhead. “I get people coming up to me all the time asking me for an autograph...