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New Home Work-Out Program Called “Flatten Your Curves” Gaining Popularity
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New Home Work-Out Program Called “Flatten Your Curves” Gaining Popularity

April 1st, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Are you stuck at home trying to work and/or just survive? Do you have a ton of snack food in your kitchen, pantry, and garage? Is this pandemic quarantining causing you to gain some extra weight? Well then, you...
Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style
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Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style

March 16th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...
First Machine To Catch Corona Virus From A Human Is Now “Acting Funny”
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First Machine To Catch Corona Virus From A Human Is Now “Acting Funny”

March 10th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...
Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus
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Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus

March 6th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While sleeping soundly in his Fargo home, a man who had a dream of being on a cruise ship woke up testing positive for the Corona Virus. After deciding to self-quarantine in his bedroom, the man fell back asleep...
Moorhead Man Willing To Part With N95 Filtration Masks For $100 Each
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Moorhead Man Willing To Part With N95 Filtration Masks For $100 Each

March 5th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A Moorhead man who has stockpiled literally thousands of the much-demanded N95 facial masks is now selling them for $100 each. Mark Rhoades says that as a favor to the community, he is graciously willing to...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus

February 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Atlanta, GA – The Trump Administration is wisely asking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for assistance in fighting the Corona Virus War. President Trump is personally calling upon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team to...
Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime
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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

January 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...
“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers
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“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers

July 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cathead, Pennsylvania – A new computer virus called the Gray Stray Cat is on the prowl. It silently lurks in waiting until unsuspecting computer users let down their guards. How will you know if you have the Gray Stray Cat...
Big Demand For Small Hats Due To Zika Virus
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Big Demand For Small Hats Due To Zika Virus

January 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Hatboro, Pennsylvania – As the mutating Zika Virus spreads by mosquitos through America, the fashion industry is wasting no time trying to get ahead of a new trend. Since the Zika Virus causes microcephaly, hat sizes will...
UPDATE: Super AIDS reign of terror showing no signs of stopping
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UPDATE: Super AIDS reign of terror showing no signs of stopping

May 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – With its tiny but deadly hands held firmly at the throat of our quiet community, the Super AIDS virus continues its unrelenting reign of terror on the home front. Human bodies are still being violently...