March 16th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...
July 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Our very own Burp McGuire answers a good question from one of our faithful readers. Tammy LaConk asks: Dear Burp, what is the difference between a horse, a donkey, a mule, a jackass and a zebra? Burp: Dear...
May 6th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Louisville, KY – For the first time ever in its 145 year history, the Kentucky Derby will be re-run. This unprecedented re-running of the Race For The Roses is due to a very controversial finish which resulted in the second...
August 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fort Collins, CO – One of the first settlers to the Colorado area was Dr. Cooper Smith. In fact, he named the state after his horse whose name was Colorado. Having been interested in brewing beer since he was a young boy,...
March 26th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The first of many new 21st century diseases is making its presence known in the Midwest. Many over-crowded area hospitals are now reporting a sudden spike in the number of serious cases of Gogopox. This rare...
February 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
December 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
March 25th, 2015 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – In a singular Herculean effort to raise money for the financially struggling North Dakota Horse Park which has been hounded by special assessment fees and unpaid property taxes, the FM Observer has decided...
