March 24th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Yourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...
September 21st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – If you would truly like to be apart of something historic, join the upcoming Dino Dig which will happen in Island Park. After two local psychics indicated the presence of dinosaur bones in this area, a dino dig...
May 14th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...
June 18th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A nice family out having a normal picnic in a well-known Moorhead park was negatively amazed when a 32-pound squirrel performed a hostile takeover of all their food. An NDSU squirrelologist says: “Yes,...
July 10th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – One of our best junior reporters (who recently attended FMO Summer Camp) somehow discovered a woman living up in a hammock in Fargo’s Lindenwood Park. Our on-the-scene reporter cleverly asked the lady why...
March 25th, 2015 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – In a singular Herculean effort to raise money for the financially struggling North Dakota Horse Park which has been hounded by special assessment fees and unpaid property taxes, the FM Observer has decided...