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South Park Being Used Extensively As Educational Tool For Pandemic Home Schooling

Yourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...

Dinosaur Dig In Fargo’s Island Park Drawing National Attention

Fargo, ND – If you would truly like to be apart of something historic, join the upcoming Dino Dig which will happen in Island Park. After two local psychics indicated the presence of dinosaur bones in this area, a dino dig...

Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather

Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...

32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead

Moorhead, MN – A nice family out having a normal picnic in a well-known Moorhead park was negatively amazed when a 32-pound squirrel performed a hostile takeover of all their food. An NDSU squirrelologist says: “Yes,...

Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park

Fargo, ND – One of our best junior reporters (who recently attended FMO Summer Camp) somehow discovered a woman living up in a hammock in Fargo’s Lindenwood Park. Our on-the-scene reporter cleverly asked the lady why...

FM Observer Donates Million Dollar Painting To Help Save Fargo’s Horse Park

West Fargo, ND – In a singular Herculean effort to raise money for the financially struggling North Dakota Horse Park which has been hounded by special assessment fees and unpaid property taxes, the FM Observer has decided...