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Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels
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Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels

October 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui
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Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui

February 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Honolulu, Hawaii – As if it didn’t already have enough beautiful paradise islands, the state of Hawaii has overwhelmingly voted to add another inhabitable island to its current list of seven. The new island is going...
FMO Buys Gilligan’s Island For Our Readers
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FMO Buys Gilligan’s Island For Our Readers

September 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Pacific Ocean – The FMObserver is extremely proud to announce that after hours of negotiations in smoke-filled rooms, we have purchased Gilligan’s Island for an undisclosed number of bitcoins. While travelling and...
Long Island Ice Tea Party Seeking Their Presidential Candidate
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Long Island Ice Tea Party Seeking Their Presidential Candidate

January 8th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Long Island, NY – Fed up with all the shinanigans going on in government and politix today, the Long Island Ice Tea Party is ready to make its move. Pre-caucus meetings of the Long Island Ice Tea Party are being held in...