February 4th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Des Moines, Iowa – Once caucus leaders realized their new app apparently was unable to perform under pressure, an old adding machine was brought out of a dusty old closet. Seemingly in dire need of a basic adding machine,...
January 24th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What began as a potentially fun afternoon gradually swirled into a personal implosion for one jigsaw puzzle tournament participant. Mr. Lemm Tweed–Clopton entered the annual jigsaw puzzle tournament with...
January 28th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...
May 8th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...
February 16th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Many clinics have begun reporting cases of people suffering from the effects of The Fargo Syndrome. Doctors say it is comes from a fermenting combination of: the long cold winter, a lack of sun and warm fresh...
August 24th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns The Amanda Bynes meltdown is going just as expected. She has reportedly been moved Los Angeles psychiatric center that previously treated Brittney Spears. She is following previous celebrities footsteps just wonderfully....
July 23rd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Monday night, Amanda Bynes made a little campfire over the weekend. What’s wrong with that you ask? Well, it was on a random persons driveway and in a retirement community. Totally normal. After police arrived, they...
