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After Iowa Caucus App Fails, Iowa Dems Using 1920’s Adding Machine To Try And Calculate The Victor
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After Iowa Caucus App Fails, Iowa Dems Using 1920’s Adding Machine To Try And Calculate The Victor

February 4th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Des Moines, Iowa – Once caucus leaders realized their new app apparently was unable to perform under pressure, an old adding machine was brought out of a dusty old closet. Seemingly in dire need of a basic adding machine,...
Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament
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Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament

January 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What began as a potentially fun afternoon gradually swirled into a personal implosion for one jigsaw puzzle tournament participant. Mr. Lemm Tweed–Clopton entered the annual jigsaw puzzle tournament with...
Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway
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Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway

January 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...
Hawaiian Officials Warning People That Hot Lava Is Very Hot
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Hawaiian Officials Warning People That Hot Lava Is Very Hot

May 8th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...
‘The Fargo Syndrome’ Beginning To Affect Many Fargoans
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‘The Fargo Syndrome’ Beginning To Affect Many Fargoans

February 16th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Many clinics have begun reporting cases of people suffering from the effects of The Fargo Syndrome. Doctors say it is comes from a fermenting combination of: the long cold winter, a lack of sun and warm fresh...
Amanda Bynes Is A Ghost
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Amanda Bynes Is A Ghost

August 24th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The Amanda Bynes meltdown is going just as expected.  She has reportedly been moved Los Angeles psychiatric center that previously treated Brittney Spears.  She is following previous celebrities footsteps just wonderfully....
Amanda Bynes Meltdown Going Along Smoothly
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Amanda Bynes Meltdown Going Along Smoothly

July 23rd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Monday night, Amanda Bynes made a little campfire over the weekend.  What’s wrong with that you ask?  Well, it was on a random persons driveway and in a retirement community.  Totally normal. After police arrived, they...