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Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway

Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...

All Granite Countertops Being Recalled Due To Gamma Radiation

Gamma, Missouri – Tests labs have now proven that granite countertops produce enough gamma radiation so as to be problematic for today’s average households. Dr. Artinian Oatridge explains that slabs of granite...

Foolhardy Fargo Men Try Operating A Powerful Magnetron Outside Its Protective Shielding

Fargo, ND – Some curious Fargo men broke one of the basic Cardinal Rules of Physics: Never mess with an unshielded magnetron especially while not protecting your private parts. “Just because you can take a microwave...