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People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers
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People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

December 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
Weatherman Predicting Worst Winter Ever :(
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Weatherman Predicting Worst Winter Ever :(

October 12th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The good news is that your FM Observer just hired one of the best weather forecasters in the business. The bad news is that our very own Dr. Noblin Glasgow is predicting the worst winter ever for our North...
International Snow Baron To Finally Visit Fargo
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International Snow Baron To Finally Visit Fargo

March 8th, 2019 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – It was only after a mere fifty inches of winter precip that one of the most revered snow gurus alive finally took notice. Baron Von Jeric Tedlam of the Great Siberian North, Biter Of Frost and Freezer Of Vein,...
Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway
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Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway

January 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...
Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate
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Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate

January 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...
Fargo’s 19th Avenue North Now Open To One Lane Of Traffic
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Fargo’s 19th Avenue North Now Open To One Lane Of Traffic

December 28th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After a record seventy two (72) feet of snow drifted in during this most recent blizzard, 19th avenue North in Fargo is finally open again, but only to one lane of traffic. City officials are saying that because...
Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up
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Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

October 28th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...
Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger
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Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger

April 14th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...
Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf.  His Story.
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Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.

January 17th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse.  Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action.  I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...
List: Top 10 Things to Do In Fargo During Winter
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List: Top 10 Things to Do In Fargo During Winter

November 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Guess what? Acutally, don’t bother guessing. We all know because we all dread it. That’s right–winter’s here! You can literally feel your guts seize up each time you step outside. Temps...