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All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination
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All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination

April 8th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens. A new task force called...
Elderly Fargo Man Will Not Pay His Property Taxes Until Diversion Is Done
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Elderly Fargo Man Will Not Pay His Property Taxes Until Diversion Is Done

February 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A long-time resident of Fargo who was one of the first to originally support the Red River Diversion feels that the city needs a little extra motivation to get the job done. So, Harold Myerson is planning on not...
Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself
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Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself

October 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After seeing more and more red tape causing endless delays, a young Fargo man has taken it upon himself to begin digging the controversial $2.2 billion Red River Diversion. Timmy Diggs has already dug a half...
Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability
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Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability

July 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an effort to increase the efficiency of the Mighty Red River of the North, the Army Corps of Engineers is going to straighten out the river’s seemingly random and needlessly meandering route. “By making an...
Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park
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Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park

March 31st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As support for the proposed FM Red River Diversion Project wanes due to emotional and financial fatigue, excitment is now waxing for a brand new theme park to be called: The Fargo Diversion! City Commissioner...
Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis
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Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis

November 20th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Red River Valley – After years of maps and meetings, officials are throwing their hands up and saying “Enough is enough!” “We give up and need a fucking break from all this shit.” said Norman...