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​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties

Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...

Proceeds From Famous Painting By Amsterdam Douglass To Help Fund Fargo’s Flood Fight

Fargo, ND – Fargo’s very own Amsterdam Douglass is donating his most famous recent painting for auction to help raise funds for Fargo’s focused fight for freedom from feared forecasted floods. The painting,...

Fargo’s 19th Avenue North Now Open To One Lane Of Traffic

Fargo, ND – After a record seventy two (72) feet of snow drifted in during this most recent blizzard, 19th avenue North in Fargo is finally open again, but only to one lane of traffic. City officials are saying that because...

Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished

Moorhead, MN – In an effort to explain why the Red River Diversion project is still only in the early planning stages, there will be a public meeting to answer questions from frustrated citizens. One question might be:...

All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination

Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens. A new task force called...

Elderly Fargo Man Will Not Pay His Property Taxes Until Diversion Is Done

Fargo, ND – A long-time resident of Fargo who was one of the first to originally support the Red River Diversion feels that the city needs a little extra motivation to get the job done. So, Harold Myerson is planning on not...

Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself

Fargo, ND – After seeing more and more red tape causing endless delays, a young Fargo man has taken it upon himself to begin digging the controversial $2.2 billion Red River Diversion. Timmy Diggs has already dug a half...

Army Corps Of Engineers To Straighten Out Red River For Improved Flowability

Fargo, ND – In an effort to increase the efficiency of the Mighty Red River of the North, the Army Corps of Engineers is going to straighten out the river’s seemingly random and needlessly meandering route. “By making an...

Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park

Fargo, ND – As support for the proposed FM Red River Diversion Project wanes due to emotional and financial fatigue, excitment is now waxing for a brand new theme park to be called: The Fargo Diversion! City Commissioner...

Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis

Red River Valley – After years of maps and meetings, officials are throwing their hands up and saying “Enough is enough!” “We give up and need a fucking break from all this shit.” said Norman...