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Woman Suing Hot Sauce For Being Too Hot
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Woman Suing Hot Sauce For Being Too Hot

August 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hot Springs, SD – An angry elderly woman is suing the makers of a hot sauce called The Ghost for being too darn hot! Ms. Osucha Hogsett claims that after putting just a small portion of The Ghost hot sauce on her enchilada,...
Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights
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Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

July 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...
Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks
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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

June 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...
New UND Mascot Needs A Name!
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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

May 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks
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Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

May 2nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
Tsunami False Alarm Issued For State Of North Dakota
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Tsunami False Alarm Issued For State Of North Dakota

February 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Even though it did seem a bit odd at the time, a Tsunami Warning was issued for the entire state of North Dakota. Without thinking, many folks in North Dakota did have a panicky knee-jerk reaction to the...
Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...
Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes
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Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes

March 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Apparently residents of opposing retirement homes in the Fargo area have been flashing gang signs back and forth at each other to the point where it has become “problematical”. Police reports...
UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed
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UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

February 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast
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Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

January 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...