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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow
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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow

September 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Henry Doofus was booked on charges of felonious attempted robbery after he tried to rob a convenience store while only carrying a pillow as a weapon. The store clerk, Richard Stonewall, at first thought it was a...
Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings
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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

March 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...
FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies
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FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies

March 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Aerial sprayers working in conjunction with NDSU bugologists will be taking their fight to the gadfly population this summer, along with the other usual suspects: mosquitoes. The gadfly (pronounced: gad-fly),...
Todd Fox Arrested For Evading Police Officers
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Todd Fox Arrested For Evading Police Officers

June 30th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Todd Fox who was just recently arrested for Flash-Frying Entire Cow, and before that, Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower, is in the news yet again.  This time for evading police officers. Earlier...
Help Fargo Police Investigate Convenience Store Robbery
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Help Fargo Police Investigate Convenience Store Robbery

February 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Ripley interviewed five possible suspects in the robbery of a local Kum & Go convenience store. One fact that was known for certain: each suspect was...
Cops Leave Hostage Situation To Bust NDSU College Party.
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Cops Leave Hostage Situation To Bust NDSU College Party.

May 8th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – At around 12 a.m. Saturday evening, police were called to a home on N Broadway Dr & 20th Ave N with reports of a hostage situation.  Police arrived on scene to find a man holding his girlfriend hostage...