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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow
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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow

September 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Henry Doofus was booked on charges of felonious attempted robbery after he tried to rob a convenience store while only carrying a pillow as a weapon. The store clerk, Richard Stonewall, at first thought it was a...
Minnesota Raising Legal Cigarette Smoking Age To Fifty
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Minnesota Raising Legal Cigarette Smoking Age To Fifty

September 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – In what many consider to be a bold move, Minnesota is upping the minimum legal age to smoke cigarettes to fifty (50). “Yes, we believe this is the right thing to do, so this is the reason why we are...
Burning Ban Does Not Include Throwing Lit Cigarettes Out Car Windows
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Burning Ban Does Not Include Throwing Lit Cigarettes Out Car Windows

April 2nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Moderate drought conditions in North Dakota are sparking burning bans to be implemented on both the state and county levels. The extremely dry conditions due to Global Drying have precipitated government leaders...
Walmart to Stop Selling Soda
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Walmart to Stop Selling Soda

February 5th, 2014 | by Nick
Birmingham, AL—In response to CVS’s announcement that they will discontinue the sale of tobacco products at its 7,600 locations across the USA, Walmart has proudly announced that they are pulling an incredibly harmful...