April 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Paris, France – The historically tragic fire at the 800 year old Notre-Dame cathedral may have been caused a single cigarette butt. This Gothic jewel that took about 100 years to build starting back in 1163, suffered...
September 1st, 2017 | by
Johnnny St. Paul, MN – In what many consider to be a bold move, Minnesota is upping the minimum legal age to smoke cigarettes to fifty (50). “Yes, we believe this is the right thing to do, so this is the reason why we are...
July 6th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Northwest of Fargo, ND – The source of the smoke that’s been causing the haze over Fargo has been discovered. It turns out to be coming from Mr. Gary Lofton’s continuous bonfire. Unfortunately, according to Mr....
September 12th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...
April 20th, 2013 | by
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