Recipes For Success

Learn How To Learn How To Properly Vape By Attending Beginner Vaping Classes

West Fargo, ND – Now that vaping is considered one of the healthiest things you can do, classes are being offered on how to vape in order to achieve all the benefits that vaping offers. Dr. Grav Polisoto will be teaching...

‘Smiling Depression’ Is Now Considered A Disease Treatable With Drugs

​Death Valley, CA – Did you know that smiling is almost a sure sign of depression? “Smiling Depression” is something you’ll want to start watching for amongst your family, friends, and co-workers. People...

Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion

Moorhead, MN – Police in the quirky town of Moorhead were very surprised to find 800 pounds of Qiameth in the trunk of a car that they found parked at a stop sign. The Qiameth, which is known to be 1,000 times more powerful...

Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy

Jupiter, Florida – In the wake of Tiger Woods getting arrested for driving under the influence (of something), many see this as his quiet way of asking for help. Dr. Pedigo Elsworth explains that Tiger Woods may be the...

New Fargo Donut Shop Specifically Designed For People On Drugs

Fargo, ND – Entrepreneur Jami Hendrix is opening a new doughnut shop in Downtown Fargo. The unique thing about this donut shoppe is that it will be created with people on drugs in mind. Jami Hendrix: “Rather than deny...

Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce

Moorhead, MN – After taking more than the prescribed normal dosage of Ambien to help him fall asleep, Victor Rishikof walked in his sleep to the home of his ex-wife while only wearing a bath robe. Once there, Victor...

Drug Companies To Give Bill Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award

Shelburne, MA – Drug Companies are planning on giving funny man Bill Cosby a lifetime achievement award. “Never has one person used so many drugs on so many others over such a long period of time,” says Rolf...

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Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses

Fargo, ND—A recent study concludes that methamphetamine, the horribly corrosive and addictive narcotic, is said to be “totally awesome” in small doses. Researchers at the Fargo Institute of Technology (FIT)...

Man High On Mushrooms Rips Off Part of Penis

DETROIT — A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich. Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and...