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Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion
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Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion

November 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Police in the quirky town of Moorhead were very surprised to find 800 pounds of Qiameth in the trunk of a car that they found parked at a stop sign. The Qiameth, which is known to be 1,000 times more powerful...
Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy
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Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy

June 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jupiter, Florida – In the wake of Tiger Woods getting arrested for driving under the influence (of something), many see this as his quiet way of asking for help. Dr. Pedigo Elsworth explains that Tiger Woods may be the...
New Fargo Donut Shop Specifically Designed For People On Drugs
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New Fargo Donut Shop Specifically Designed For People On Drugs

March 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Entrepreneur Jami Hendrix is opening a new doughnut shop in Downtown Fargo. The unique thing about this donut shoppe is that it will be created with people on drugs in mind. Jami Hendrix: “Rather than deny...
Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce
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Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce

February 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After taking more than the prescribed normal dosage of Ambien to help him fall asleep, Victor Rishikof walked in his sleep to the home of his ex-wife while only wearing a bath robe. Once there, Victor...
Drug Companies To Give Bill Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award
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Drug Companies To Give Bill Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award

December 30th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Shelburne, MA – Drug Companies are planning on giving funny man Bill Cosby a lifetime achievement award. “Never has one person used so many drugs on so many others over such a long period of time,” says Rolf...
I’m Glad I Brought My Pacifier
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I’m Glad I Brought My Pacifier

December 19th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
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Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses
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Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses

November 6th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A recent study concludes that methamphetamine, the horribly corrosive and addictive narcotic, is said to be “totally awesome” in small doses. Researchers at the Fargo Institute of Technology (FIT)...
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Man High On Mushrooms Rips Off Part of Penis

July 2nd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
DETROIT — A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich. Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and...
Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream
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Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream

June 3rd, 2013 | by Nick
Mapleton, ND—Who said you had to be asleep to live the American dream? That’s baloney! A small-town meth dealer from Mapleton, North Dakota who goes by the street name “Bizznatch” has taken his talents to...